One day, Reimu was sweeping the Hakurei shrine and doing other waki miko things when Marisa suddenly flew down and said, "Reimu! BEARS ARE TAKING OVER GENSOKYO!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Reimu screamed. "THERE'S A FREE SOURCE OF FOOD?"

"No, BEARS!" Marisa said. "They've already killed Sanae!"

"I MUST EAT THE BEARS!" Reimu then took her gohei and slapped Marisa in the face and flew off to eat some bears.

A/N: what is wrong with me

3.9576 seconds later

Wriggle Nightbug clung to the top of a tree. An American Black Bear (a species of bear native to North America, which are typically omnivores) was trying to climb it!

"Help!" shouted Wriggle. "I'm too stupid to use my powers!"

Reimu flew down from the sky and ate the bear whole.

"Thank you! I am not going to kill you in any way right now!" said Wriggle, but Reimu was already flying away and eating bears left and right. Reimu had already grown 5 feet taller from eating all of the bears.

Marisa, not far away, was Master Sparking bears left and right, but she was getting overwhelmed. "There's too many bears!" said Marisa.

Alice flew down from behind her and said, "Don't worry! My army of dolls also can kill bears!" So they killed 500.567 more bears but then Alice said, "ARGH! There's too many bears and not enough dolls!

Nitori appeared and said something scientificd about bears and took out a water gun that had magics.

Then she fired it on the bears and 3 of them exploded into sharks.

Then the ground rumbled and a 500 ft. tall Bear Reimu appeared.

"No..." said Marisa. "She must have eaten so many bears her DNA was fused with them!"

Alice said, "I'll use the Goliath Doll!" and summoned a doll almost as big as Bear Reimu.

Nitori turned into a powerful youkai warhead and shot laser swords at Bear Reimu.

Marisa suddenly remembered Mima's words. "Whisper lovingly into the Hakkero, 'Master Spark', aim at someone you don't like, and then you're ready to go."

Marisa suddenly screamed, "MASTER SPARK!" and Master Sparked Bear Reimu in the face, and the doll cut up Bear Reimu, and Nitori exploded on Bear Reimu, and then it turned back into normal Reimu.

"Yee." said Nitori who also was alive again.

Then Reimu cried sad tears because all the bears were gone so she couldn't eat them.

Then they all jumped on Reimu and said, "Ding, dong, the waki witch is dead!"

THE END.