Disclaimer: I don't own Negima…or Death Note

This is just something very short and very random I came up with at eleven pm sitting in the car…

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"Haruna-san can you please take your feet off the chair?"

"But Negi-kun my thinking capacity'll drop by forty percent"

"And put some shoes on?"

"I don't like shoes"

"And get rid of the cake?"

"I like cake"

"Haruna-san-"

"I'm not Haruna, I'm L the greatest detective ever!"

Yue and Nodoka made a mental note never again to give Haruna death note books for her birthday.