Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Go to Hollywood
A SpongeBob SquarePants FanFiction
By Squidda Tentacles
Chapter 1: Heroes at the Krusty Krab
Imagine if SpongeBob and all his friends went down to the underwater Hollywood. What would it be like? What would happen? What would happen if PATCHY went to Hollywood to host the episode? Well, why don't you just read and find out!
"Here we are in Enrico, California! Home to the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, Patchy the Pirate!" the narrator said as the camera zoomed from Enrico to Patchy's house. Then it showed the inside of his house.
Patchy walked in with a suitcase. Then, he saw the camera and gasped. "Narrator! I told you not to come here! Not the kids! I'm not ready!" Patchy exclaimed.
"Well, that's your problem. Not mine,' the narrator said.
"Ugh!" Patchy exclaimed. "Well, kids, I'm headed to Hollywood to make a movie!" he added.
"Rak!" Potty the parrot exclaimed. "No you're not! You're supposed to be in Hollywood to host the new SpongeBob special!" Potty explained.
"Quiet, Potty!" Patchy exclaimed. "While I finish packing, you kids can watch the new SpongeBob! Roll the cartoon!"
The camera then went under the see and into the Krusty Krab. Then, Mermaidman and Barnacleboy walked in the Krusty Krab.
When SpongeBob realized his favorite heroes came, he flew through the kitchen door, then he crashed through the windows of the front of the Krusty Krab, then made dolphin noises to signal Patrick to come, then he ran back inside, and Patrick dashed into the Krusty Krab.
"Hi Mermaidman and Barnacleboy!" the crazed fans exclaimed together.
"Hi. I'll have a…um…" Mermaidman said, trying to decide what to order, then, his cellphone rang and he picked it up. "Hi, Mommy! What? You're not my mommy? I don't have a mommy? THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!" Mermaidman said when he answered the phone. Then, he started crying.
Barnacleboy rolled his eyes. "Give me that!" He exclaimed. Then he snatched the phone and answered it. "Hello? What?! What do you mean a MOVIE?!" Mermaidman exclaimed. SpongeBob and Patrick brightened up at the idea of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy being in a movie. "HOLLYWOOD?!" he exclaimed before he snapped the phone shut. "Oh boy. We're going to take two Krabby Patties to go. Me and the old man have to go down to Hollywood to shoot a movie," Barnacleboy said.
"Fine. SpongeBob! Get in the kitchen and get me two Krabby Patties to go!" Squidward exclaimed to SpongeBob. With a big grin on his face, SpongeBob extended his arm through the kitchen door and grabbed a paper bag with two Krabby Patties inside already ready, and handed it to Squidward. "That will be five dollars," he said.
Barnacleboy handed Squidward a twenty dollar bill and took the bag. "I don't have time to count. Keep the change," Barnacleboy said.
Mermaidman then pointed to Squidward and asked "Are you my mommy?"
"Come on, old man. Let's go," Barnacleboy said. Then the two heroes walked out.
After the heroes walked out, Mr. Krabs crashed through his office door, landed on the cash register, and snatched the money from Squidward that Barnacleboy gave to him, and stared jumping around and waving it up in the air. "Woo-hoo! Yee-haw! Money!" he exclaimed.
SpongeBob and Patrick glanced at each other with big grins and started jumping up and down holding hands. "We're going to Hollywood! We're going to Hollywood!" they sang.
Then, they stopped jumping, and SpongeBob looked at Squidward. "Pack your bags, Squidward! We're going to Hollywood!" he exclaimed. Then he looked at Mr. Krabs who was still jumping around with his money. "Pack your bags, Mr. Krabs! We're going to Hollywood!" he exclaimed.
"If I can earn money there, OK!" he answered while dancing around with his money.
Then, Sandy walked in.
"Pack your bags, Sandy! We're going to Hollywood!" SpongeBob exclaimed.
"Huh?" Sandy asked.
The camera then showed Patchy.
"Wow! That was great! Stay tune for more of 'Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Go to Hollywood'!" he exclaimed.
To Be Continued…
