SexyXSmitten

Okeydokey! This is an alternate reality type thingy fanfic: characters have different personalities and families (some are exceptions)! Its still in Japan but there's no shamans or anything like that! Some people's appearances are the same or similar but most are different just to confuse everyone! ^_^ I changed Ren's personality completely coz I don't like how horrid he can be in the actual anime/manga so he's a new man in this and, in my opinion, 10 times sexier!!! and he is like *drool + nosebleed* anyway!!!!!!!!

Ages:

Ryu: 25 (Works as a masseuse)

Horo & Yoh: 21 (Horo - works at a small advertisement agency, Yoh - works at family Inn with wife Anna has a son, Hana)

Manta: 19 (student)

Ren: 18 (year off before starting first year of college)

Warning: Mild language!!!! Any homophobes can bugger off, yaoi fans - stay tuned! ^_^

Contains shameless and scandalous yaoi flirting! YAY! XD

Rated M for safety and yaoi (boyXboy sex) in following chapters…hopefully


Horohoro sat at the bar; sipping his drink and surveying the others in the shabby dump they were in. He was waiting for his boyfriend to arrive. Yoh and Anna had refused to come but Ryu and Manta had agreed. Manta had recently come out of the closet and Ryu had announced his being bi a while ago so both were game for going to the gay bar. Horo studied his two companions closely, trying to remember what they had used to look like. Ryu had ditched his old long, round hair and now had it tied back in a Shinsengumi general styled long ponytail with short bangs shaping his face. Manta had grown about 2 feet and had really let himself go a lot. He was fairly fat now and his hair now resembled that of Side-show Bob, (1) thus loosing all cuteness he used to possess completely. He now just looked plain weird.

Horo, on the other hand, looked no different, though he substituted his signature white headband by simple tying his ice-blue hair back in a short ponytail; letting his bangs hang over his face slightly. Presently, said person turned to the door and grinned

"Hey, Ren! Over here." he said, standing up a waving to the new arrival to the place. The boy got many wolf whistles as he walked over to Horo and the others. He playfully winked and waved at someone occasionally. Horo rolled his eyes at his boyfriend's antics and turned back to Ryu and Manta who were having a debate on who was the cutest of some random celebrities. Ren came up behind Horo and snaked his thin arms round his neck, stretching up to plant a warm kiss the base of his neck. This made Horo shiver and turn round to hug him.

"Why do have to wear that?" he asked, glaring at Ren's outfit. It was tight leather trousers with long black boots that ended at his knees, a black leather shirt that showed his pale midriff and a long black coat with fake fur at the edges. Around his neck he wore a small sliver cross necklace, matching one of the several earrings decorating his right ear and his golden eyes were framed with black eyeliner, making them look even bigger. Ren smiled and shrugged

"To drive you crazy." he giggled and kissed him.

"Hey, buddy, don't keep him all to yourself!" grunted one man on a table nearby

"No way, he's all mine!" smirked Horo, holding Ren close to him, meeting a glare from the man who turned away sulkily "Did you get your hair cut?" he asked Ren, playing with the dark-purple tresses

"Yeah, I wanted it a little shorter. Do you like it?"

"Sure do! Its sexy like this: not too neat but not too messy." Ren nodded and grinned

"That's what I thought." he giggled. He smiled at the bartender who had gone straight towards him "I'll have an apple martini, please! And put it on Horo's tab!" he said cheerfully, sitting down beside Horo on the bar stool and removing his coat, revealing his stunning body, and slinging it over the back of Horo's chair. He rested his head on his fist, his elbow on the bar surface, oblivious the awed stares he had attracted by removing his coat. The barman nodded and got to work making the drink. He gave it to Ren and got a dazzling grin in return "Thank you!" he said, before taking a sip and his grin broadened "Oishii!"(2). Horo sighed as the barman blushed

"Its on the house." he said bashfully

"Really? Thank you!" Ren took another sip and moved closer to Horo who was glaring at his beer bottle sulkily. "What's up, Horo?" Ren asked sweetly, putting his hand on his shoulder "You're looking a little blue." he giggled at his own bad pun (his hair, get it? XD…)

"Nothing..."

"C'mon, tell me!" Ren said with a smirk

"You're so good at seducing people, it worries me..."

"What'd'ya mean? Why does it worry you?"

"It makes me think you'll--"

"I'll cheat?" Ren finished for him, with a frown "I would never do that! I love you and only you, ok?" his long slender fingers danced over Horo's hand, sending sparks up the receiver's arm at every touch

"Ok..." he sighed and hugged his boyfriend. Ren smiled and kissed him, then turned to wave at the occasional people still looking at him. "Ren, stop it."

"Aww! Why? Its fun." Ren whined playfully, blowing a kiss to a nerdy looking guy near the wall. The man blushed and snorted loudly. This was met with some sniggering and a light giggle from Ren that made some visibly melt.

"Hey, baby, wanna come back to my place for some fun?" asked a large, deeply unattractive man. Ren pretended to think about it for a moment, placing one finger on his chin and turning his eyes to the ceiling looking thoughtful then shook his head

"No thanks, I'm good!" he smiled sweetly at the man and turned back to kiss Horo. Horo grinned as the guy sauntered away looking disappointed. "See! I don't cheat!" Ren smirked, kissing Horo sweetly on the cheek.

"I know... gomen (3)..." Horo muttered, not looking at him.

"No worries!" Ren said lightly, surveying the room for more people to seduce. He saw three weedy and slightly creepy guys huddled in the corner, staring at him intently "I'll be right back..." he muttered quietly and went over to the men. Horo watched him go, dreading what cruel seductive trick he was about to perform.

"Hey boys." Ren smiled to the men. They grinned strangely at him and Ren felt a little unnerved by the profoundly weird people "So, can I get you guys a drink?" all three men nodded vigorously and Ren called over the bartender he had allured earlier. He came rushing over "These guys'll have some vodka shots, please!" he smiled innocently and the barman nodded and practically ran to fulfil his request. Ren sat beside on of the men and yawned, stretching himself, causing the three men, and almost everyone in the room, to gaze upon him. Realising he was the main attraction in the room, Ren giggled and waved. Horo rolled his eyes and tried to engage himself in a very boring conversation between Ryu and Manta about the importance of earthworms in the ecosystem, while he kept an eye on his misbehaving boyfriend.

The shots arrived and Ren gave the barman a grateful smile. Again the man blushed and put it on the house. Ren thanked him and grinned back at the obviously confused men at the table. "C'mon guys, just down one!" he chuckled; taking one shot and throwing it down his throat, exhaling in satisfaction. The men still looked confused but after a short moment of calculating silence, one took a glass and downed it quickly. He coughed and, getting used to the burning sensation in his throat, smiled and nodded at his two companions. They followed his lead, each taking a glass and down the contents. "There ya go!" giggled Ren.

After getting the three men good and pissed, Ren leant over the one beside him and played with his ear, whispering sweetly. He folded one leg over his, and shuddered slightly at the man's all-too-obvious arousal. Horo decided this was enough and got up, grabbing his own and Ren's coats.

"Ren, we're going!" he called. Ren nodded, half-relieved, and stood up. This was met with a general groan of disappointment

"Hey, gorgeous, why not come over here with us?" called a man from a little way across the room

"No thanks! I gotta go now! See you later, guys!" called Ren, drinking the last vodka shot on the table. He waved good-bye to the room and followed his boyfriend, Ryu and Manta out of the door. "That was fun!" Ren chuckled studying his black-painted nails.

"Ren, you had all those guys eating out of your hand," said Manta, gazing down at him admiringly. Manta was now much taller than Ren but was still slightly envious of his beauty and grace and, compared to his own large stomach, thinness.

"Aww! I'm so going back there, all those guys were really easy!" Ren giggled

"Ren, you should not seduce people so shamelessly, it is cruel." said Ryu, matter-of-factly. Ren shrugged

"It's better than being bored, I guess!" he grinned "Besides, I never go any further than that." he added smiling innocently at Horo, who glared and rolled his eyes

"C'mon lets go," he muttered gruffly.

"Hai! (4)" Ren said, hugging Horo's arm and resting his head on his shoulder. Horo couldn't help but smile at his affection and put his arm around him, holding him against himself as they walked to their apartment. They'd been living together for three months now and Ren's clothes had dominated most of the closet space. They'd had to buy a chest of drawers so Horo would be able to fit his own clothes in.

When they got back, after bidding Manta and Ryu good night, they both sank onto the sofa. Ren yawned and snuggled against Horo's chest and closed his eyes

"Ren?"

"Shi?" (5) He whispered, slipping into his native language, as he grew sleepier, as usual

"Aishiteru." (6)

"Wo ai ni (7), Horo..." he yawned again and snuggled closer to him "Pai fa (8)..." Horo put his arm around him and sank lower into the sofa cushions, preparing to sleep. He felt Ren's head move up onto his shoulder. "Wan an (9), Horo..."

"Oyasumi nansai (10), Renny." he whispered back, leaning his head upon Ren's and entwining their fingers together. He kissed the top of Ren's head and smiled as he slowly slipped into a sweet sleep.

Horo woke early the next morning. He read the clock on the VCR: 6:30. He groaned and tried to get back to sleep but couldn't. He gazed at his sleeping boyfriend and smiled, he'd forgotten to take off his eyeliner and there was now a large black smudge down one cheek and a dark smear on Horo's shirt. He didn't mind though, he loved holding Ren like this. He knew he could be a little immature (or sometimes a little overly mature) sometimes but he would never do anything to hurt anyone, least of all Horo. He had a good heart but sometimes his body shadowed over his kindness. Ren himself shifted slightly and snuggled closer to Horo, sighing with content.

Horo remembered when he first met Ren, nearly two years ago: Ren had been working at a shabby men's brothel as a rent boy in Xi'an, China, where he his from and still possessed its native accent as well as being fluent in the language. Horo had gone in drunk and had woken up beside the beautiful person. He soon realised that, not only did Ren hate his job, but also that he had been forced into it. Horo had convinced him to quit and come and stay with him and some friends nearby. Ren quickly became very popular within the gang and he and Horo started going out. They'd been seeing each other for a year before they decided to move in together and were both perfectly happy with staying like this.

Presently, Horo gently moved Ren aside and got up, stretching his stiff limbs. He smiled as Ren took refuge in hugging a pillow instead and Horo padded off to the bathroom. He took a shower and shaved the stubble from his chin and brushed his cobalt hair through then drew it back into his usual ponytail. He then got dressed into his work suit and went back to the living room. Ren was stretched out, taking up the whole sofa with his thin body. His cheek was up against the arm and his arm hung over the edge. Horo grinned and picked up his sleeping uke and cradled him as he sat back down. He got a tissue, licked it and tenderly wiped off the smudged make-up.

"Baka (11) Renny..." he whispered with a chuckled before kissing him lightly. To his surprise, Ren kissed back. Horo looked at him and saw there was a sleepy smile on his face

"Morning..." he whispered before pushing Horo's head into another kiss. "Are you going to work today?" he asked, sitting up Horo's lap and stretching with a yawn.

"Yeah, I am." he replied with a nod

"OK, I'm going shopping then!" he grinned; shopping always made him happy.

"Fine but don't blow too much cash, I haven't paid the rent for this month yet."

"No problem! I wanna get some winter clothes and that cute pair of boots, you know those ones in that shop with the buckles up the front?" Horo nodded slowly, vaguely recalling them. "Well, I'm gonna take a shower." he clapped his hands together and got up. He went into the bathroom and soon, the sound the sound of running water could be heard. Horo chuckled He might as well just be a girl...

Ren always took care of his appearance: making sure his outfits matched his shoes (of which he had several thousand pairs - ok slight over exaggeration but he had a hell of a lot!) and his earrings went with his necklace and his make-up suited the style he had obtained for the day. He was more or less a cross-dresser but it was subtle and his feminine features made him look girlier than other transvestites.

Today he wore a pair of tight dark blue jeans, an equally tight black shirt and a pair of black boots (different to what he'd worn the previous night). He framed his eyes once again with black eyeliner and wore a necklace of the yin-yang symbol on a thin black chord with a matching earring.

He didn't tend to shop in the main shopping centre because he got funny looks but there was a neighbourhood nearby which had a lot of cross-dressers. In fact he had shopping buddies (some male, some female) that he tended to go shopping with. Horo had met a couple of them before and they seemed nice enough.

Currently, Horo watched Ren comb through his hair only to scruff it up again but in a purposeful way. He did this several times until he got it perfect and he grinned at his reflection with satisfaction.

"How do I look?" he asked Horo, doing a 360˚ turn to show him everything. Horo felt eyes automatically focus on the younger man's arse. Perfectly nestled in his jeans, it was both skinny and…

"Sexy!" Horo breathed. Ren grinned and nodded, turning back to face him

"Duh!" he giggled and went back to sit on Horo's lap. He wrapped his arms around his neck and kissed him fully, tongue and all. Horo kissed back, holding Ren's hips as his own tongue entered the other's mouth. Ren moaned slightly and pushed Horo's head forward slightly, deepening the kiss. Horo eventually broke away, leaving Ren still in the position he'd been in mid kiss. His eyes were shut and his mouth formed an 'O' shape. His hands remained were they'd been on Horo's neck - just minus Horo. He stayed like this for a good ten seconds before he realised the kiss had been broken.

"Why'd'ya do that?" he asked, pouting

"I gotta go to work." Ren made a noise of protest

"Why can't you just stay here with me?" he asked, sticking his bottom lip out and looking sad

"Quit it, I'll be home early, ok?"

"And I'll service you in any way I can, sir." he grinned, repeating his days as a prostitute in the phrase

"Eww, don't say that! It's too weird. Just say 'you can screw me all night', ok?"

"'K!" he smiled cheerfully and pecked him on the cheek "I'm gonna go shop till I drop!" he giggled and grabbed his keys and mobile "See you later!" he waved, holding a 5000 yen bill between his fingers. Horo checked his pockets found the note missing from his own trousers. He glared at his pick-pocketing boyfriend but forgave him with the smile he received. He opened the door and disappeared down the hall, leaving it open for Horo to leave in a matter of minutes.

Horo didn't like going to work and leaving Ren to his own devices, it made him feel...uneasy. Ren, though he usually wore a confident shell around himself, was defenseless and frail so when his seducing victims decided they wanted a little more, he couldn't protect himself. A few times Horo had received a shaky phone call asking him to come home. He'd never been raped - not badly anyway - but he'd been beaten up several times, once left for dead in an alleyway. It had taken Horo three hours to find him and he'd been ill for weeks afterwards, though they never touched his beautiful face, just his body...

Right now, Horo sighed and gripped the steering wheel of his car. He wondered what his kiobito (12) was doing at that moment.


TO BE CONTINUED...

Sorry its kinda short but I had 2 pieces of coursework AND a massive French exam to revise for!!!! School is so mean! T_T

Translations:

(1) = Character in the American cartoon the Simpsons (Side-show Bob)

(2) = Japanese for 'delicious' (Oishii)

(3) = Japanese for 'sorry' (Gomen)

(4) = Japanese for 'yes' (Hai)

(5) = Chinese for 'yes' (Shi)

(6) = Japanese for 'I love you' (Aishiteru)

(7) = Chinese for 'I love you' (Wo ai ni)

(8) = Chinese for 'tired' (Pai fa)

(9)= Chinese for 'goodnight' (Wan an)

(10) = Japanese for 'goodnight' (Oyasumi nansai)

(11) = Japanese for 'idiot/stupid' (Baka)

(12) = Japanese for sweetheart (Kiobito)

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