This is actually based on a true event that happened to me in 8th grade. Well...the fight part. POV: Stan Marsh

So it's core 3, Christmas Break is tomorrow! I'm sitting next to Kenny who is kinda cute, he's the only blonde in the school. Well, the other one is Jimmy Lucas, but I don't like him, which I don't think anyone likes that motherfucker.

Anyways, we have a substitute,Mr. Archer is out. "Kenny, what are you gonna do on break?" I asked him. "I'm probably gonna play GTA V online with the rest of you guy's, we're like VanossGaming!" "Except we don't have any one time character's or such." Kyle said. "True."Both me and Kenny said.

Just then, the door opened, and Jimmy shows up. Oh boy. "Hello, what do you need?" The sub asks. He says nothing and walks over to me. She thinks he's saying something import to me or something, and she continues grading the classwork.

"Well well Stan, Mr. Archer isn't here to save you this time!" He says. "Dude, don't make us jump you Jimmy!" Kyle says. Jimmy sticks his middle finger up at Kyle and still looking at me. "I bet your father regrets having a pathetic little brat like you!"

Suddenly, that cut it for me. "What did you just fucking say about my father you piece of shit!" I got up into his face. "Oh boo hoo, who the fuck do you think you are." he said "Someone who's trying not to fucking murder you right now!"I said.

He then smacked me with a ruler. "STAN, KICK HIS ASS!" The others say. I then fling a marker at him, then spit at him, some got in his mouth. BIG MISTAKE. He then charged at me like a fucking bull and Kenny tried to get in his way, but he shoved him away, and he pushed me on the ground, and he grabbed my face, clawing it, trying to choke me, and gouge my eye out.

However, I repeatedly punch him with full strength. I then was able to bite his finger, and almost bite it to the bone, or till it bleed. The sub was trying to push him of me but she was pushed over. "STOP IT!" Kyle screamed and and grabbed his shoulders, but he elbowed Kyle in the crotch and he fell down. "CALL THE OFFICE!" The substitute shouted.

Skip and August fled to Mrs. Chatman's room. Wusses. Craig and Token pushed the intercom button, and then it answered. "Yes?" "WE HAVE A FIGHT IN MR. ARCHER'S ROOM, COME QUICK!" Random people shouted out. The speaker could be heard screaming not understandable in the background. Craig and Nix pulled his arms off of me and Lenny shoved him away from me, he began kicking at Lenny, so Craig and Token, tackled him and everyone else tried to restrained him. The door opened and Mrs. Chatman ran to him and I got up aching, but he broke free and punched me one more time, and that, left me unconscious.

I soon began waking in my bed, to giggling and someone playing with my hair. That...fight had to be a dream, right? I figured some girl was doing it, and was thinking "Please fuck me, please grab my penis or something."I then heard a familiar voice,"Stan's so cute." That was a boys voice. "Kenny?" I said, waking up finally.

"Stan, your awake!" Kenny said. "Kenny, what are you doing to me? What happened?" "Jimmy knocked you unconscious, and after the principles restrained him, police arrived and arrested him. The nurse carried you and the others to her room, you, me and Kyle were injured enough to be checked out. Your mom arrived and took you home." Kenny said. "She was very worried."

"So, what happened to Jimmy?" I asked. "He's expelled, about to be sent to Juvenile. He finally pushed his luck. Plus, your in no trouble, he admitted to provoking you and we all told the principles you fought in self defense." Kenny said. "Me and Kyle carried you home, and the others came with us but they left to state their side of the story." "Your mom's also gone to court with the other parents." The case is if Jimmy is gonna be sent to Juvenile or Prison. Only 13 years old and already ruined his future."

"Which means me and you are gonna be hanging out here for a while, if you want." "That's fine with me, Ken." "Stan, we have your back. We ALL were fighting Jimmy." "Except for Skip and August, they didn't do shit." I said. "Stan, they actually were the ones who got Mrs. Chatman to help break up the fight, it would've been deadly!" "I could've died? Damn, Panicky and Scaredy saved me?!" I said.

"The Javeed twins didn't really save me, I mean, you guys kicked his ass by yourselves right?" "That's not the way it looked like. I'll admit, he's beyond stronger then all of us!" "It took her and the other's combined to pull him off you, and the principles and resource officer had to get him under control until the police arrived." "Shit...I can't believe that motherfucking monster would've gone as far as killing me!" I said. "Stan, we should sleep, your mom's out of town until next Tuesday." "Alright. Let's talk more when we wake up."

The next day: I feel Kenny playing with my hair again. "Please don't stop, it feels good" I said. "Alright, but don't fall asleep, champion." Kenny giggled. I open my eyes. Kenny apparently slept with his parka, but I slept with my same clothes again. We slept for 2 hours. "Ken, what are you doing?" I said a little bit with joy. "Your a fighting champ, you did most damage to him and you purified the school from a criminal student. We might even feel safer in High School next year!" He said.

"Wow, that makes sense, we're rid of him!" I said with joy. "Yeah, buddy we can finally walk the schools free again." he said. "And the best part for you is not only are we parent less for the week, but you earned a special 'treat'." he said. "What do you mean, Ken?" I said. He then looked me in the eyes smiling. I understood why he was playing with my hair, and i'm excited because I know where this is going! He then put his hands on my shoulder and kissed me in the lips, and his hood fell down so I finally saw his face for the first time in a while.

After that, he looked at me, blushing. "I'm sorry Stan. I didn't suddenly get attached to you after the fight. I've been secretly attracted to you since 4th grade and thought now would be a good time to show my feelings. I'm sorry if this isn't what you would want." Kenny said. "Dude." I said. I held Kenny in a hug and began kissing him and then he started kissing me to. "Let's just hope the guy's never find out" I said. "But this is a dream come true I bet." Kenny then took off his parka and I saw his belly for a few seconds. Kenny was sitting with his knees on the bed the entire time, if your wondering.

"Ken, are we gonna...you know?" I said with excitement. Kenny smiled which was a "You'll see.". He then took off his shirt, and I saw his skinny, tanned body shirtless. He held my hands and kissed me again several times. He pulled my shirt off and we hugged romantically until we were both in our underwear. Kenny pressed his crotch against mine when we were still in our underwear. "Stan, I can't believe this is actually happening!" Kenny said. Never had I imagined this, i'm pretty happy, but I bet this is like a miracle or something for Kenny.

We then were naked, and under the covers. Kenny is giggling, and we are holding each other, having our penises touch each other. I grab Kenny's hard penis and rub it and then put it in my mouth and move it around my mouth. After that Kenny does the same and then we decide that we should stop. We didn't do anal sex, since that would best happen when we're older. We put our underwear and pants on, but remain shirtless. "Heheh, your hair Ken!" "Yeah, we should comb it and fix the sheets before we do anything else Stan. The safety of anyone else never knowing." he replied.