I do not own LotR or Ringwraiths, but the personalities of Taltalnen and the others are all of my own invention)

Taltalnen's Diary: Keep Out.

Note from The Artist: I found this diary in my house after the holidays, crammed deep into the gash in my television set (drunken idiots with big pointy weapons do not mix well with technology). I would have edited it for the foul content, but then there would be nothing left. I believe I shall blackmail Taltalnen with it…

Day One:

My therapist says I should start this diary as a way to release my inner anxieties and lower my stress level. My job is very stressful, and I have a stressful workplace- what with my coworkers and my boss and all. Lately I've been getting ill, so my supervisor sent me to his therapist. I haven't kept a diary since back when I was a sweet young thang of twenty (I was sexy!) so I might be a little rusty. Um, how to begin… I did pretty much nothing today- hung around the house, played a few video games with Rhûwin and Mordacil, and then hung around the cafeteria, waiting for dinner. It was my favorite night of the week, taco nite. Uh… that's all there is, there ain't no more. Bye.

(sorry it's so short. Please, review me!)