This my parody of Andrea Carlisle's poem Emily Dickinson's To-Do List. I hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
Monday:
What should I wear – something glittery? What season is it? Oh yes, hand me the Fading crown.
Eat royal Breakfast with Legolas. Did he pick that outfit himself?
Sit on my throne fabulously.
Continue sitting on my throne fabulously.
Tuesday:
Glitter or no glitter?
Eat breakfast with Legolas. What is he wearing?!
Rant on and on about how slow Galion is in coming with my wine.
Send diplomat to Imladris.
Wednesday:
I don't know, too much glitter? Maybe I should try sequins…
Eat breakfast. Finally, tired of Legolas's poor taste; dress him myself.
Throw a bunch of Dwarves in my dungeon.
Chat with Thorin; we get nowhere. Luckily, I am patient and I can wait.
Thursday:
No glitter this time –Vala – I can't help it. Go with glitter.
Eat breakfast. I wonder where Legolas is?
Very mercifully demote Elros to gatekeeper instead of putting him in the dungeon for losing my prisoners.
Lecture on the nature of evil.
Friday:
Glitter and armour. I don't know…
Eat a hearty breakfast.
Kick butt in a battle consisting of five armies.
Remind Tauriel she is still banished.
Saturday:
Wear a new glittery outfit in celebration of winning said previous battle.
Eat breakfast alone because Legolas is gone.
Cry my heart out with Galion for an overly excessive amount of time because Legolas is still gone.
Legolas is back! Throw a party.
I am not very good at Humour. I hope you liked it. Please review.
P.S. If you have not read the original version by Carlisle you should. It's very good :)
