Alice and Rosalie give two classes of yoga for Bella's birthday since she hardly relaxes after giving birth to Nessie.

Beta by Aunt B.

Relaxation or hard work

After I had given birth to our daughter Renesmee, I couldn't relax - I was so uptight. I was also always on the run with her. So for my birthday Alice and Rosalie bought me two classes of yoga. Alice told me this could help me relax.Yes, relax my ass. The first class was okay. I really wasn't a yoga type of girl. The next class was not as easy as the first one.

After class was over I called Alice to bitch and moan. I waited for her to answer the phone. The phone rang twice and she picked it up.

"What's up Bella?" she answered.

"Yoga wasn't working for me," I said as I opened the door.

"Whoa Bella, you don't have to come right out and say that," she replied.

"Sorry Alice, I couldn't keep it in," I said getting into my car.

"We thought you would like to try it to relax," she mumbled.

"Yes I know I am a bitch and I thought I would thank you too," I started my car.

"Well you are welcome," she responded.

"Alice I have to go now, I don't want t to be on the phone while I am driving," I said belting up.

"Okay bye Bella," she replied.

I hung up the phone and took off to get Nessie from my dad and Sue's. She likes going over to their house since she like playing with Seth. I arrived at their house to see them playing. Sue was in the garden, but she stopped what she was doing and walked over to me and asked me how was yoga. I told her yoga wasn't working for me, it was hard work but rather relaxing.

She just laughed. I gave her a look, I cut the engine and opened the door - then I stepped out and walked with Sue to their front porch. While they were playing Sue and I sat on the porch watching Seth pushing Nessie on the swing. I am glad they are getting along.