Harry Pooter: A Short Story
By Miroku and Koga
Kagome was sitting under a tree reading her favorite book, 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix'. 'I just can't believe those two idiots! How in the world did they get their hands on that sake!?'
&THIS IS A FLASH BACK&
"Hey, Kagome! Lookin' sexy!" a drunk monk swaggered up to the unsuspecting miko. "Wanna have some fun wit me?"
"Nuh-uh, dammit! She's wif meeeeeeee!" an equally drunk, if not more so, hanyou said. At that moment, InuYasha turned his eyes to Kagome. 'Damn! She looks hot! I should make her mine TONIGHT! MUHAHAHAHAHA!...What the fuck was that about?...Wait. Why is she lookin' at me like that?'
"If you must know, InuYasha. You said that out loud." replied an amused Sango.
"Oopsie."
Just then, Miroku noticed the book in Kagome's hands. "K'gome. What's a 'Hairy Pooter'?" he asked.
"A what?"
"I bet my poot is hairier than his!" InuYasha yelled pointing to the picture of Harry Potter on the cover.
Out of no where, Koga showed up in his tornado. "No way, mutt face! My poot is WAY hairier than yours!" He then turned to Kagome. "Come on, Kagome. Leave this hairless pooter and become my mate! My hairy poot would make you swoon at the sight of it!"
"...Are you drunk, too, Koga?" Kagome asked the wolf.
"KOGA! I challenge you to a XIALIN SHOWDOWN!! The rules are simple: the one with the hairiest poot wins Kagome!" InuYasha un-neededly screeched.
"I'll take your challenge, mutt!"
"HEY! I don't want a hairy poot contest over me! That's disgusting! I'd rather you fight claw-to-claw than this!" screamed a disgusted miko.
"This outta be interesting." Miroku pulled a bag of pop corn out of no where. "I bet Koga wins." "I'll take that bet!" Shippo said.
The two demons then had their "Hairy Poot Xialin Showdown" thing. Sango fainted due to the lack of clean air in the area. InuYasha won the contest and decided to gloat.
"I WON! My poot is the hariest poot of all!! C'mon, Kagoge! Lets go celebrate my poots hairiness!" Kagome smacked her face.
"InuYasha, SIT BOY!" she was met with a THUMP! and that's about it.
"C'mon, Miroku! Cough up the money!" Shippo pounced on the monk.
"Koga! How could you lose! Not only do I have to pay Shippo, but I also have to do his laundry! Who knew kitsunes' wore thongs!?"
&THAT WAS A FLASH BACK&
'Now that was weird!'
All of a sudden, Captain Jack Sparrow ran into the clearing holding a jar of dirt with Naraku hot on his trail.
"I've got a jar of diiirt! I've got a jar diiirt! And guess what's inside it!" he turned to Kagome and Sango. "It's Naraku's heart!" he whispered. He took off.
"Damn you Jack Sparrow!" Naraku yelled.
"That's Captain Jack Sparrow to you!" Shippo taunted.
"Whatever." Naraku followed Jack.
"I take that back. THAT was weird!"
In the back round, you could hear Miroku and InuYasha yell "SAKE!!"
"Oh, no. Not again."
