Disclaimer: I own nada, zippo, nein, nothing of rights to Inuyasha. I just like to tease my two favorite guys.

Things You Will Never Hear From Inuyasha or Sesshoumaru

Inuyasha

1. Shards who needs them. Lets just kick back, relax and watch our asses grow.

2. I hate Kikyou!

3. Sure Kagome you can go back home. Just come back when you feel like it.

4. I like my brother! (When that happens there will be a blizzard in hell)

5. Come here Shippou and give me a hug (disturbing I know).

6. Come on Kagome sit me. I love it when you plummet my ass into a crater.

7. I hate Ramen!!!

8. So you missed a shard, we can always get another one later.

9. Humans aren't weak.

10. Sure Sesshoumaru, you can have Tetsaiga.

Sesshoumaru

1. Hi how are you?

2. I love humans, especially human women. (Kagome passed out in shock over that one)

3. Speaks nicely to Jaken.

4. I like my little brother (Forget blizzard, more like a snow avalanche in hell)

5. Live Inuyasha!

6. Talking non stop. (majorly disturbing)

7. You can call me Fluffy, Sess, Sessy, Sesshou or anything you want.

8. Forget Naraku! Who needs to hunt that Vermin.

9. Sure Rin I will wear your halo of flowers (If he says that, than we know he has been smoking something weird).

10. Who needs battles! My swords are just for decoration.