The Lamp Post Conspiracy By Hollie and Kat
A/n: Well, sunshine-faery and witches Kat here! We were bored and got talking about how much Morgan annoys us so we decided to co-write a parody! Hey it'll be fun =D This story starts off at the end of 'Awakening' and its not going to completely follow Cate Tiernan' series of events after that we're the writers, we're in control! Mwahahahahahaha!
Chapter 1: Salty Tears and secrets revealed
' Morgan, I have something for you.' Hunter said looking down at me with his beautiful green eyes. He pulled out a pink smallish stone from his pocket. ' Do you know what this is?' I looked down at it, I was guessing Beryl.
'Is it Beryl?' I asked.
Hunter smiled, ' No, it's another type of Beryl this is Morganite, your name stone.'
'I was pretty close though wasn't I?' I grinned, Hunter nodded, 'Do you know what this stone can do?'
'That was pretty good of me though wasn't it, so close there, with so little training and everything,' I interrupted, again Hunter nodded, 'now this stone . . .'
'Score one for the home team!' I grinned extremely pleased with myself, I then meet Hunter's eyes, he looked pretty pissed so I shut up, 'sorry!' I whispered loudly
'What I asked was, do you know what this stone can do?'
I shook my head, ' No.' I replied, thinking he was going to go off into one of his educational lectures.
' When a witch holds it and sends his or her energy into it, it shows what is deepest in that witches heart.'
Saying that, he took his fingers off the top of the stone and there I saw. No wait... what the hell was that thing? Inside the stone I saw what looked like an old and very tattered penguin teddy bear. One of its wings looked like it had been bitten on a good few times, and it was rather dirty looking, like it hadn't been washed in over a decade. ' Oh my god Hunter what is that?!' I screeched.
' What?' Hunter asked looking confused.
' That!' I said pointing down at the stone. Hunter looked down at what he was showing me and I saw his pale cheeks turn a distinct shade of pink.
' Oh I... err well. Oh dear. That's my bear Snuggles. He keeps me company when I'm lonely. You know... seeker business is hard work, and sometimes I get scared at night. They say there could be people after me, I happen to piss off a lot of witches. But Snuggles is a comfort... sometimes I even talk to him. Penguins are really soothing.' Hunter said in a rush. Oh my god. What was he telling me? He talked to his stuffed penguin 'Snuggles' at night?
' That was meant to be you in the stone but well... Snuggles does mean a lot to me. Goddess if I lost him...' He let out a heartfelt sigh. Okay so Hunter loved his penguin more than me. I felt tears well up behind my eyes.
This was like, so hurtful. I let the tears come, as I always seem to. Hunter noticing my distress wrapped his arm around me tightly. 'There, there Morgan, you'll always have a place in my heart. Right by Snuggles.' This made me cry even harder and I thought I heard Hunter mumble something about how he would have to get rid of his shirt.
'Morgan, love, these shirts aren't all that cheap to keep replacing or send to the dry cleaners' I pulled away, wiped my eyes and looked down at his tear soaked shirt, his new shirt. Oh god, why do I keep ruining everything, I'm such a freak! Goddess! Why me, why!?
Then just as soon as they had stopped, the cascade of tears came flooding back down my face.
'Oh god! Now What?' Hunter moaned, I continued my sobbing, I couldn't manage any words, 'I - I - I . . .' I tried but my crying was choking my words back, and I knew if I spoke more tears would come.
So I did only what I knew I could do, I clung to Hunter's chest as tight as I could and let them all out.
I was stopped when we both looked up to the sky; we heard an insane cackling high above our heads, but we saw, nor sensed nothing.
'What the hell was that?' Hunter muttered to no one in particular, my stomach tightened, Oh no! I thought, 'they're coming for me! I know it, they know I have awesome powers and whoever it is, is coming to kill me!'
I saw Hunter roll his eyes, 'Love, get over yourself,' I didn't listen to him, I continued with my ramblings, 'is it Cal? Selene? Snuggles? Oh goddess why does everyone want to hurt me?!'
I turned and screamed, running out of Hunter's house and deep into the woods to escape my killer, I came across a signpost in front of me, to the left it said, "this way to escape all inescapable deaths and paranoid torture" and on the right it said, "if you're Morgan and you're a complete dumbass, run screaming in this direction" Oh God, this was too much for my head to cope with . . . what to do? What to do?
I took the right turn off.
Well that was our amazing first chapter . . . I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed writing it. More funnyful chapters to come!
Hollie n Kat! xXxXx
Please Review!!!
A/n: Well, sunshine-faery and witches Kat here! We were bored and got talking about how much Morgan annoys us so we decided to co-write a parody! Hey it'll be fun =D This story starts off at the end of 'Awakening' and its not going to completely follow Cate Tiernan' series of events after that we're the writers, we're in control! Mwahahahahahaha!
Chapter 1: Salty Tears and secrets revealed
' Morgan, I have something for you.' Hunter said looking down at me with his beautiful green eyes. He pulled out a pink smallish stone from his pocket. ' Do you know what this is?' I looked down at it, I was guessing Beryl.
'Is it Beryl?' I asked.
Hunter smiled, ' No, it's another type of Beryl this is Morganite, your name stone.'
'I was pretty close though wasn't I?' I grinned, Hunter nodded, 'Do you know what this stone can do?'
'That was pretty good of me though wasn't it, so close there, with so little training and everything,' I interrupted, again Hunter nodded, 'now this stone . . .'
'Score one for the home team!' I grinned extremely pleased with myself, I then meet Hunter's eyes, he looked pretty pissed so I shut up, 'sorry!' I whispered loudly
'What I asked was, do you know what this stone can do?'
I shook my head, ' No.' I replied, thinking he was going to go off into one of his educational lectures.
' When a witch holds it and sends his or her energy into it, it shows what is deepest in that witches heart.'
Saying that, he took his fingers off the top of the stone and there I saw. No wait... what the hell was that thing? Inside the stone I saw what looked like an old and very tattered penguin teddy bear. One of its wings looked like it had been bitten on a good few times, and it was rather dirty looking, like it hadn't been washed in over a decade. ' Oh my god Hunter what is that?!' I screeched.
' What?' Hunter asked looking confused.
' That!' I said pointing down at the stone. Hunter looked down at what he was showing me and I saw his pale cheeks turn a distinct shade of pink.
' Oh I... err well. Oh dear. That's my bear Snuggles. He keeps me company when I'm lonely. You know... seeker business is hard work, and sometimes I get scared at night. They say there could be people after me, I happen to piss off a lot of witches. But Snuggles is a comfort... sometimes I even talk to him. Penguins are really soothing.' Hunter said in a rush. Oh my god. What was he telling me? He talked to his stuffed penguin 'Snuggles' at night?
' That was meant to be you in the stone but well... Snuggles does mean a lot to me. Goddess if I lost him...' He let out a heartfelt sigh. Okay so Hunter loved his penguin more than me. I felt tears well up behind my eyes.
This was like, so hurtful. I let the tears come, as I always seem to. Hunter noticing my distress wrapped his arm around me tightly. 'There, there Morgan, you'll always have a place in my heart. Right by Snuggles.' This made me cry even harder and I thought I heard Hunter mumble something about how he would have to get rid of his shirt.
'Morgan, love, these shirts aren't all that cheap to keep replacing or send to the dry cleaners' I pulled away, wiped my eyes and looked down at his tear soaked shirt, his new shirt. Oh god, why do I keep ruining everything, I'm such a freak! Goddess! Why me, why!?
Then just as soon as they had stopped, the cascade of tears came flooding back down my face.
'Oh god! Now What?' Hunter moaned, I continued my sobbing, I couldn't manage any words, 'I - I - I . . .' I tried but my crying was choking my words back, and I knew if I spoke more tears would come.
So I did only what I knew I could do, I clung to Hunter's chest as tight as I could and let them all out.
I was stopped when we both looked up to the sky; we heard an insane cackling high above our heads, but we saw, nor sensed nothing.
'What the hell was that?' Hunter muttered to no one in particular, my stomach tightened, Oh no! I thought, 'they're coming for me! I know it, they know I have awesome powers and whoever it is, is coming to kill me!'
I saw Hunter roll his eyes, 'Love, get over yourself,' I didn't listen to him, I continued with my ramblings, 'is it Cal? Selene? Snuggles? Oh goddess why does everyone want to hurt me?!'
I turned and screamed, running out of Hunter's house and deep into the woods to escape my killer, I came across a signpost in front of me, to the left it said, "this way to escape all inescapable deaths and paranoid torture" and on the right it said, "if you're Morgan and you're a complete dumbass, run screaming in this direction" Oh God, this was too much for my head to cope with . . . what to do? What to do?
I took the right turn off.
Well that was our amazing first chapter . . . I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed writing it. More funnyful chapters to come!
Hollie n Kat! xXxXx
Please Review!!!
