Rivn I wan yo booty Obama sed

BACK UP assuo sad

But mysterus tans wer afoot becuas there were zombies vampires and zombies! The had to [ool ther epports wit legamir, the leg fetis, but he was busy poolin roun down town wit sum biches from alabama.

They neded new man to pull wi dey git rengo the bengo, but, the had to brerak him oitta gae jail…

When the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and my diq gits herd the got Ronald reagen an soap to help brek em outta ther they

They bustd too a wall BOOM BOP POW they were actually fukin em an rengo wasn evn ther an so the fin him an he say """ima need my mian man yi " he say an so dey wen to hel to fite the satan and fre him so the could finally defet the assreel mains onc and for all.

Assreal round up all zombies vampires and zombiees and linin park and ashe and vladdy2baddy and Mario and darth vader and john crisham and sean bean and napoleon

Da good peple were smash mouth and limp bibscut and godzila and the archedemon from dragon age and hank hill and morty and rick and balack obamafit thm to deth but thn came nerutut and suske

To fite all o them bec uase they ar gae an they all die bcus assuo made it 2 dark and evryon kild temself cuz thy could no see.

But thn it all cam down to fred durst and tommy wiseu ready2rumble thy fought wit honor but fred is like a chainsaw so he splt tommy in half like a peenut.

Yi an rengo wen bk 2 dem ol lyf o being ae an no on plaed dem.

But evron down for jesus

So jesus it is. But then the evl nigr lord from soony cam an kil all good geams bucus he suk an no on likey them an then they begen to fite the sonnies to brin good geamems beck frum deth

But vinny from vinesuase cam in wit jesus

I wonder whoo that great mage jesus assuo said

A fukboi darioos siood whilo stendin alungsid driven wus jerkin the hergin I fron o n gner an they made kleg an thn klid kil evr bad guy an save da worlds oceans frm evril birdand then kora dame in from avater an give evryon blowie cuz she hoe.

Thy thought the world was sef but it wasn bucuas furrries were risin outta hell an goin kill them all agen because furry bad an dtragiht good

But Obama neded guidance so he sught out pikajewwho tought him how to use the farce an kil shadow mosusbefor he nuk erth an kill everyon

Yi fukd a big boi namd bolibear becus eh secrit furre but he not bed like other furfags

Obama, eqwip da bee armor

Plus 1 two spook.

Limp bibby cam to tell evryon that trump wus comin so he got obeme vinny fum vinsuac to kil the evel turnip tromp and rescu the hoes froum the strip clab where they met videogame dunky, the keeper of stripers.

Berek obeme fought killary on endor where he fite her wit his swood and her for evr

But then a giant fukin bee came and stung them before it startd sining at em DO YOUR BEST DO YOUR BEST DO IT EVERYDAY.

Vinny had a strok becuas he couldn't handel da bee but obeme struck the bee down obn da ground and put it on world star.

Yi said daddyuhat randm gurls

Rengo druglord an got swooped up on a sweep where he figh da cancandans from way way north

Obeme told them thet they needed to secure the payload befor it wus tootlate but it was tootlate an they blew up rivn an yesuo got upset an kild sum fagit

2 dis dae yesuo is oopset and sad stil kil in people but rvn nevr died and she eventuly got 2 him and suk him

Some black" are the slpeepre sleep agents sleeppin eyet?"

Yeas sed the blald men an they staert it sl;eepin

But richerd niypn didoint approve a sleepin and kild dem all into the ground.