So this is like one of those backwards storys, ya know? Like it shows what happens after the main part, then later explains the first part. Well, if you ever want to know what the tits happend for Jack`s "fit" review and tell me!

It`s kind of short and this is my first actual fan fiction, so, yeah! And sorry it`s a bit short. I planned it to be longer ^^


" .God." Jack put his hands over his mouth and couldn`t decide whether to be shocked or to laugh. So he decided to run away through the forest squealing like a stuck pig.

Roger jumped up, and ran after him, "JACK! IT IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"

Jack kept running, still making the sound of a dying pig. "Bloody hell it's not!" He dropped to the ground grabbing his gut as he cackled.

Simon soon came trailing behind, holding up his shorts, blushing.

Roger looked at Simon, both of them flushed at the sight of each other.

Jack remained on the ground, he was laughing so hard he was crying and by the time Ralph came bounding out of the thick trees to see what was going on, Jack had laughed so much he looked like a retarted dolphin, rolling back and forth trying to get air as he sniggered soundlessly.

"Uhm…" Ralph looked at this scene with a giggle.

"Ralph, get your damn boy toy to shut his trap." Roger pointed at the mess of a boy, Jack.

Ralph blushed lightly, "He is not my boy toy! And what did you do too him? Simon, what did Roger do to Jack?"

Simon blushed and looked at the ground, "...He didn`t do anything."

Roger glared at Jack, his eyes wet, nose running, cheeks red, and out of breath, Roger gave a small laugh at the sight, "I`m watching you."

Roger grabbed Simon`s arm carefully, as if not wanting to hurt him, and walked off, leaving Ralph laughing on his knees next to a beat red Jack.