Reincarnated
Prologue
One day, as the Buddha dwelt on the Thunder Monastery on Vulture Peak Mountain, he looked down to the mortal world and saw the four pilgrims the Bodhisattva Guanyin had sent to fetch the scriptures. With his divine eyes, he saw that the three disciples held no feelings of brotherhood between each other. The relationship between Sun Wukong and Zhu Wuneg (also known as Bajie) was particularly foul. If this continues, even if they reach the Miraculous Mountain, they will not set eyes on the true scriptures. And so, he sent for the Bodhisattva Guanyin and told her of his plan. She put her hands together in submission and replied, "Your disciple accepts and will carry out your divine instruction," And went to do just that.
"Ron? I'm home!" Hermione shouted as she entered the two-storey flat that she lived in with Ron ever since their third anniversary of becoming a couple. She now worked as Secretary to the Aurors' department with Ron being a regular Auror, while Harry was Head of Department. 'Mione sighted when a crash greeted her yell, although it has been seven years since Ron abandoned them in the Forest of Dean, Hermione still felt as if a shadow of the selfish seventeen – year – old still remained inside her soon to be husband. Recently, she has come to the suspicions of an affair happening while she was at work. It would explain all the weird noises when she enters the apartment, the reason Ron asked for a fireplace on the second as well as the first floor and his 'request' that she announced her return to their own home.
However, instead of waiting for her soon-to-be-husband on the first floor like the times before, Hermione decided to silently creep up the staircase to their bedroom with all the stealth she had gained during the war. As she reached their bedroom, Hermione heard whispered voices through the wooden door.
"Won-Won! When will you dump that mudblood tramp like you promised?"
"Soon, Lav."
"But you said the same thing three years ago when we just started this relationship."
The last word was said in a throaty purr that obviously was meant to seduce Ron, but before he could reply, the bedroom door banged open to reveal the whirlwind of anger and betrayal that was Hermione Granger.
Hermione's POV
I blew opened the door with an overpowered Alohomora and was greeted with the sight of Lavender Brown, the cow, in her bra and underwear pressed against an equally underdressed Ron. AGAINST OUR BED! I felt the onslaught of tears breaking through and it took most of my self-control to hold them in. The rest of my energy, I used to drag Lavender by the hair to the fireplace and through her in with a handful of Floo powder and shouting The Leaky Cauldron. If she wants to act like a whore with Ron behind my back, I will show everyone else exactly what she is. I then turned to find my boyfriend for seven years trying to put on his pants at the same time as his shirt. Unable to deal with him right now, I speed-walked to the bedroom door with him trying to catch up to me, but falling instead with his trousers caught on his knees. I just slammed the door in his face and yelled "Consider any relationship I may have had with you officially OVER!" With that I left the flat, spun on my heel with my wand in hand and a small black handbag and left.
