"Kakarrot, Be Prepared!"
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or The Lion King.
Setting: At Capsule Corporation - Vegeta becomes frustrated with his training and (as usual) issues a vow to defeat his rival Goku, who is currently in the otherworld enjoying a pleasant dinner of pears with King Kai.
Vegeta (leaning tiredly against the Gravity Room wall as he gives his soliloquy(: Blast that Kakarrot! He's always one step ahead of me, even in death!
(Continuing dramatically, now with a hopeful gleam in his eyes): I'll defeat him though, even if it takes me past my own death! I'll redeem my supremacy as the Prince of all Saiyans!
With his fists clenched and a maniacal smirk gracing his lips, the Prince breaks out into song:
Vegeta (to Goku): I know that your powers of nutrition,
Will allow you to eat a thousand warthogs deep-fried.
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride.
It's clear from your vacant expression,
The lights are not all on upstairs.
But we're talking foes and contentions;
Even you can't be caught unawares!
So prepare for a clash of a lifetime!
Be prepared for a sensational bruise!
I am the eliter!
I'll be the defeater!
Bulma (sarcastically): Gawd, what a preacher.
Vegeta (angrily to Bulma): You insolent creature!
Vegeta (to his 'audience'): I know it sounds sordid,
But I'll finally be rewarded,
My birthright and princely dues!
Goku (with his mouth full, to King Kai): Hey, can I have another of those delicious pears?
Vegeta (shaking his fist at Goku): Kakarrot! Be prepared!
Trunks (walking in with Goten, unaware of his father's state of mind): Be prepared?
Okay Dad, we'll be prepared…But, uh, for what?
Vegeta (hysterically): For the demise of Kakarrot!
Goten (innocently): Why, is he sick?
Vegeta: No, fools! I'll kill him. And his eldest brat too!
Trunks: Great idea! Who needs the Saiyans? No Saiyans, no Saiyans, la la-la la-la la!
Vegeta: Idiots! I'm the Prince of all Saiyans!
Goten (becoming teary-eyed, as he is just now realizing that Vegeta wants to kill his father): But my dad...
Vegeta (ignoring Goten and trying to instill some logic into his own brat): I am a Saiyan! As long as I'm around, there will always be Saiyans…and, uh, you'll never go hungry again!
Goten and Trunks: Yay! All right!
Long live the Saiyans!
Long live the Saiyans!
Goku and King Kai (chowing down harmonically in the otherworld): …Yum…yum…yum…yum.
Vegeta: It's great that it'll soon be corrected;
I'll defeat him, I'll settle the score!
Bulma (smirking knowingly): Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected,
To keep a certain GR in regard.
Your future is littered with prizes,
If you keep using my technology.
But for me to allow it, a few compromises…
(Shrieking) – Are in order, 'cause you won't get a sniff without me!
Vegeta (aside): Blasted Woman!
Goku and King Kai: …Yum…Yum…Yum…Yum.
Vegeta: So prepare for the coup of the century!
Kakarrot! Be prepared for it is you I shall slam!
Trunks and Goten (in the background): Oooh!
Vegeta: Meticulous training
Trunks and Goten (in the background): We'll have food!
Vegeta: Fortitude gaining!
Trunks and Goten (in the background): Lots of food!
Vegeta: No room for denial!
Trunks and Goten (in the background): We repeat,
Vegeta: It's simple, 'cause I'll…
Trunks and Goten (in the background): Endless meat!
Vegeta: Be strongest, undisputed!
Trunks and Goten (in the background): Aaaaaaah!
Vegeta: Perfected, reputed!
Trunks and Goten (in the background): Aaaaaaah!
Vegeta: And feared for the Saiyan I am!
Trunks and Goten (in the background): Aaaaaaah!
Goku to King Kai: Look! My entire mouth has been stuffed full of pears!
King Kai: Hey, those were supposed to be shared!
Vegeta (shaking his fist): Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared! Kakarrot, be prepared!
Ending Notice: Readers, I would like to sincerely apologize for shaming and disturbing your eyes with such ridiculousness. I was working my other stories, but out of sheer boredom, I decided to grace you all with a small musical interlude. If any of you wackos actually liked this, message me through my profile or let me know in a review, and I'll add a few more. These literally take me less than a half an hour each.
Sorry to those of you who reviewed when I originally posted this. I just wanted to compile them together.
Additionally, please read my story "A Halloween Party at Capsule Corp." And VOTE.
