"Kakarrot, Be Prepared!"

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or The Lion King.


Setting: At Capsule Corporation - Vegeta becomes frustrated with his training and (as usual) issues a vow to defeat his rival Goku, who is currently in the otherworld enjoying a pleasant dinner of pears with King Kai.

Vegeta (leaning tiredly against the Gravity Room wall as he gives his soliloquy(: Blast that Kakarrot! He's always one step ahead of me, even in death!

(Continuing dramatically, now with a hopeful gleam in his eyes): I'll defeat him though, even if it takes me past my own death! I'll redeem my supremacy as the Prince of all Saiyans!

With his fists clenched and a maniacal smirk gracing his lips, the Prince breaks out into song:

Vegeta (to Goku): I know that your powers of nutrition,

Will allow you to eat a thousand warthogs deep-fried.

But thick as you are, pay attention!

My words are a matter of pride.

It's clear from your vacant expression,

The lights are not all on upstairs.

But we're talking foes and contentions;

Even you can't be caught unawares!

So prepare for a clash of a lifetime!

Be prepared for a sensational bruise!

I am the eliter!

I'll be the defeater!

Bulma (sarcastically): Gawd, what a preacher.

Vegeta (angrily to Bulma): You insolent creature!

Vegeta (to his 'audience'): I know it sounds sordid,

But I'll finally be rewarded,

My birthright and princely dues!

Goku (with his mouth full, to King Kai): Hey, can I have another of those delicious pears?

Vegeta (shaking his fist at Goku): Kakarrot! Be prepared!

Trunks (walking in with Goten, unaware of his father's state of mind): Be prepared?

Okay Dad, we'll be prepared…But, uh, for what?

Vegeta (hysterically): For the demise of Kakarrot!

Goten (innocently): Why, is he sick?

Vegeta: No, fools! I'll kill him. And his eldest brat too!

Trunks: Great idea! Who needs the Saiyans? No Saiyans, no Saiyans, la la-la la-la la!

Vegeta: Idiots! I'm the Prince of all Saiyans!

Goten (becoming teary-eyed, as he is just now realizing that Vegeta wants to kill his father): But my dad...

Vegeta (ignoring Goten and trying to instill some logic into his own brat): I am a Saiyan! As long as I'm around, there will always be Saiyans…and, uh, you'll never go hungry again!

Goten and Trunks: Yay! All right!

Long live the Saiyans!

Long live the Saiyans!

Goku and King Kai (chowing down harmonically in the otherworld): …Yum…yum…yum…yum.

Vegeta: It's great that it'll soon be corrected;

I'll defeat him, I'll settle the score!

Bulma (smirking knowingly): Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected,

To keep a certain GR in regard.

Your future is littered with prizes,

If you keep using my technology.

But for me to allow it, a few compromises…

(Shrieking) – Are in order, 'cause you won't get a sniff without me!

Vegeta (aside): Blasted Woman!

Goku and King Kai: …Yum…Yum…Yum…Yum.

Vegeta: So prepare for the coup of the century!

Kakarrot! Be prepared for it is you I shall slam!

Trunks and Goten (in the background): Oooh!

Vegeta: Meticulous training

Trunks and Goten (in the background): We'll have food!

Vegeta: Fortitude gaining!

Trunks and Goten (in the background): Lots of food!

Vegeta: No room for denial!

Trunks and Goten (in the background): We repeat,

Vegeta: It's simple, 'cause I'll…

Trunks and Goten (in the background): Endless meat!

Vegeta: Be strongest, undisputed!

Trunks and Goten (in the background): Aaaaaaah!

Vegeta: Perfected, reputed!

Trunks and Goten (in the background): Aaaaaaah!

Vegeta: And feared for the Saiyan I am!

Trunks and Goten (in the background): Aaaaaaah!

Goku to King Kai: Look! My entire mouth has been stuffed full of pears!

King Kai: Hey, those were supposed to be shared!

Vegeta (shaking his fist): Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared! Kakarrot, be prepared!


Ending Notice: Readers, I would like to sincerely apologize for shaming and disturbing your eyes with such ridiculousness. I was working my other stories, but out of sheer boredom, I decided to grace you all with a small musical interlude. If any of you wackos actually liked this, message me through my profile or let me know in a review, and I'll add a few more. These literally take me less than a half an hour each.

Sorry to those of you who reviewed when I originally posted this. I just wanted to compile them together.

Additionally, please read my story "A Halloween Party at Capsule Corp." And VOTE.