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A/n: These are the thoughts running through Freddy's mind as they play "Spin the bottle"
Katie. Sigh.
Oh, God. It's her turn. She's so beautiful. Ah! Freddy! Stop this! She's a friend. She's just a friend. Not your girlfriend. Ha! You wish she would be! Shit. She's spinning it. It's spinning. Still spinning. slowing down now. Stop you stupid bottle! Point to me. crap. Stop dreaming. You're just getting your hopes up, which by the way are false. Okay... don't look Fredy. Don't look. Shut your eyes. Okay. Good. They're closed. It's dark and nothing can be seen.
Ow. Who the hell hit me? Oh. Zack, that moron.
"What?"
"Dude."
It looks like he just nodded at the bottle. And why's everyone looking at me? Dear lord! It's pointing at me! Don't look at her. Shit. Why'd you look? Great. She's scared. You can just see the horror in her face! Just calm down. Follow her to the closet. The dark closet. Fuck it. I can't see her damn expression. What if she's disgusted? What if she doesn't want to go through with this? Is my breath okay? Okay. Good. I don't have bad breath. Good thing you didn't eat those onion rings earlier. Wait. What did I eat? Oh, God we're inside. It's really dark. Duh, Freddy.
"Um... Freddy."
"Yeah?"
"Where are you? Oh, here." Wow. she touched me. She poked my diaphragm area! Freddy, you are such a BIG loser, do you know that. I waish I could stop talikng to my self. Stupid subconcious.
"So..."
"Hi." Hi? she said hi? What's that suppossed to mean? I don't think she wants to this.
"Look, Katie. If you don't want to do this then... we could just say that we did but we really wont." Asshole! Why'd you say that? You like her, dammit! Stupid boy!
"No. I -- I want to."
What was that? She wants to? I LOVE this day! Oh my God. Now what? How do I do this? Slow? Agressive? Passionate? Long? Short?
What the fuck, Freddy? You never in your life kissed a girl. For crying out loud... you're 12 1/2 years old. How the hell would you know how to kiss? Breathe. Breathe. Yeah, there you go. Now, how do they do this in the movies? Um... first don't they like lean in or something? Okay. Let's try that. Lean in slowly. Good. I can feel her breath on me. Is this too close? Freddy, you moron! You're gonna kiss her of course it has you have to be close together! So, they tilt the head or something. Okay, head tilted. Now what? Why do we have to do this in a damn closet? It's too freaking dark? Isn't there a light switch or somethi ---
My lips are wet. There's weight on them too. In the name of...You are so slow! She freakin kissing you! Pout your lips. No. Bad idea. Um... don't panic. Uh... whatever. Just kiss. Is this the right way? God, I wouldn't know. But this feels... wow! Holy crap.
She stopped. Why'd she stopped? Am I bad? Can she taste what I ate? Knew it. I shouldn't have eaten tacos for lunch!
"Freddy, we're done."
"OhHmmYeahOkayRight" Don't look at anyone. You're feet are pretty. So is Summer's annoyingly pink carpet. Look at them.
"Well, that took long enough."
"Shut up, Zack!"
"Ooh! Someone's blushing!"
"Mooneyham! Quit it!"
"He's not the only one anyway." Huh? Who is summer talking about?
Katie.
