The Copy Alchemist

By:

Kaji no Kitsune

"Join the military they said." Thump. Zap. "See the world they said." Thump. Zap. "Take the State Alchemist Exam because they get paid more they said." Thump. Zap. "To bad they never tell you what happens to those already in the military that flunk the practical portion of the Exam." Thump. Zap. "Now I'm trapped in this damned room making COPIES!" Thump. Zap.

"Hey, Sgt. Thompson."

"WHAT?"

"I need three copies of this."

"Alright, just get me some paper. I'm running low. And keep clear of the array please."

"Okay. Oh, by the way Lt. Hawkeye is coming down the hall."

"Damn it!" Thud.

"Ya know Bill, if you keep hitting your head like that every time Lt. Hawkeye comes here you're gonna go brain dead."

"Just shut up and get me the paper, Allen."

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Disclaimer: Kaji no Kitsune does not own Fullmetal Alchemist.