Harry Potter and The Curse of the Black Forgetting Spell That was Really Really Bad Because It Made Harry Potter Forget Everything That Harry Potter Ever Knew Forever.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any characters seen here...but I wish I did! That would be soooo cool lol!

Chapter 1: The curse of badness

It was a dark and stormy night at the temple that Harry was staying at after his 6th year. He had no home to go to after the Death-Eaters destroyed his home and family. It was a good thing he had Hermonie with him, or else he would be very much sadder. He attempted to go to sleep. But the lightning was keeping him awake! All of a suddenly, he opened his eyes, and he saw a death eater at his bedside! Hermonie was lying asleep--she had no idea the death eater was here. Harry went to get his marble wand, but it was all the way over there! The death Eater laughed and pointed his finger than disappeared.

Hermonie woke up with a start and said, "What happened Harry?" Harry said, "Who are you? Wtf?" Hermonie was all like, "what do you mean Harry? I'm me...Hermonie Granger...duh!" Harry looked confused. Hermonie said, "Oh shit! I read about this! He forgot everything that he ever knew! There is no cure at all! Oh me oh my."

Harry said, "What? I don't remember not remembering anything. Are you high?" Hermonie said "no. You don't remember because you forgot dumbass." Harry cried in the corner.

Hermione retreated to her own corner, and proceeded to mull over the conundrum. Several silent minutes wasted away, but no headway was made regarding their dilemma. Finally Hermione's eyes lit up in triumph. She jumped to her feet and announced, "I have a splendid idea! This amazing and wonderful idea will save us from the disastrous plight we're in"

Harry was flabbergasted. He jumped to his feet and yell "Out with it! How can you fix me?" Hermonie said "well...you could use this!" Hermonie then pulls out her time turner. It was very shiny. Harry says "wtf? How will a stupid hourglass help you stupid whore?" She said "well...it can take us through time...to before you lost your memory." Harry responded with, "wtf? Time travel? Is that like...magic or something? Magic doesn't exist n00b." Hermonie sighed and said, "just watch."

Hermonie flipped the hourglass just a tad, when an ominous bolt of lightning flashed in the dark night sky. Both Harry and Hermonie felt the shock of trillions of volts of pure electricity coursing through their bodies. The hour glass shattered and the lightning bolt took on a sickening purple hue. They felt the very fabric of time and space tear around them as their bodies twisted and convulsed in ways no body ever should. Soon, they landed...somewhere.

Harry got up. It was before he lost his memory, but he still didn't remember anything. He asked, "Where the fucking fuck are we?" Hermonie zapped him with a stunning array of colorful bolts coming out of her wand for his foul language. Harry said "Ow what the fuck was that for?" Hermonie said "Shut up...I have to figure out where we are." Suddenly, a man walked by. Hermonie walked towards the man and said, "excuse me sir, but where are we?" The man looked at her and said, "EGO sum rumex. EGO can non agnosco lacuna ut vos narro. EGO sum iens accerso vos ut regius consulo pro questioning."

The man brandishes his sword and says "AdRoma!"

Hermonie looks up. "Did you say...Rome? O...M...G!"

Authors Note: OMG my first story! Yay! Plz review! No Flames plz...Flaming trolls are just jackasses who have no lives. To be continued ltr.