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Sonic Super Cycles, Chapter 1: Baaaaaaaaad idea
Late morning, in the dusty desert, a distant engine could be heard. It soon amplified into a mighty roar, coming from a blue racing motorcycle blasting across a dusty road.
"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!"
The excited yell came from none other than Sonic the Hedgehog, wearing a racing helmet and riding the experimental bike at a ludicrous speed. He barely dodged rocks that could send him flying, and took insanely dangerous jumps, flipping the bike sideways to avoid colliding with the scenery. Going down a canyon, Sonic then rode his bike right up the wall-
-flipped off the top-
-and landed right on the other wall of the canyon, riding back down, all the time going forward through the canyon. "This baby ROCKS!" Sonic yelled into his helmet mike.
"Thanks!" said Tails, through the radio. "Hey, look at me!"
Coming out of the canyon, Sonic found himself riding alongside Tails, who was also rising a high-tech, strange-looking golden motorcycle. While Sonic's bike blasted forward, Tails' 'cycle seemed to glide across the ground with unnatural grace. "Check out those rocks coming up, Tails!" said Sonic. "We can get some real air on those!"
Two ramp-like rocks could be seen up ahead in the bizarre desert landscape. "All right!" said Tails. "Let's hit the turbo!"
Sonic flipped a red switch on his right handlebar while Tails hit a few buttons on the console of his bike. Blue flames roared from the exhaust pipe of Sonic's bike, doubling his speed, while at the back of Tails' bike a duct emitted a golden blast and his bike seemed to fly forward. Both bikes flew up the ramps and went flying off the top, hundreds of metres above the ground at hundreds of kilometres per hour.
"Oh oh!" said Tails. "The ground looks rough!"
Sonic looked down for a moment. "You're right!" he replied.
The two bikes hit the rocky ground, slowing to avoid crashing. "Too rough for you, huh?" said a familiar voice.
Between Sonic and Tails, a red echidna rode up on a red four-wheeled motorcycle, better known as an ATV. "Hey Knuckles!" said Sonic. "Nice ride!"
"Thanks!" said Knuckles as his powerful bike tore up the desert.
The ground soon cleared and the three biker buddies roared off into the distance, shouting.
Later on, the three were hanging around in Tails' garage. "Man, that was some ride!" said Knuckles, reclining on the oil-stained couch.
"Yeah, I know, you've said that about three times already." said Sonic, leaning over the back of the seat.
"I just finished analysing our performance, guys." Said Tails, walking in. "We managed to double our average speed! And we pushed the bikes right to their limits, and they're still in top shape!"
"Cool!" said Sonic.
"Heh, we should try racing or something." Said Knuckles, switching on the TV.
Right when the TV came on, an incredibly loud ad blared from it. "DO YOU WANNA RACE? DO YOU WANNA WIN?" Sonic fell over backwards and Tails covered his ears. "SIGN UP NOW FOR THE MEGA CYCLE GRAND PRIX SPECTACULAR EXTRAVAGANZA! WE WANT THE FASTEST, THE MEANEST, THE CRAZIEST RIDERS THERE ARE TO FACE IT OFF IN A FULL-BLOWN TOURNAMENT! WIN BIG CASH PRIZES! SIGN UP NOW AT THE CENTRAL CITY RACETRACK! REPEAT, SIGN UP RIGHT NOW AT THE CENTRAL CITY RACETRACK! QUALIFYING ROUNDS BEGIN TOMORROW! DO NOT MISS OUT!" Then Knuckles finally hit the mute button.
Sonic pulled himself up from behind the couch. "What the heck was that?"
"I think that was an ad…" said Knuckles. "For a race… for a motorcycle race…"
Tails shook his head vigorously, and got up. "It's a motorcycle racing tournament, and it sounds like they're looking for people to enter…"
"Hey, we've got motorcycles, and we can ride really fast!" said Sonic. "I think we should enter!"
Sonic looked at his friends. Knuckles shrugged. "It's alright with me."
They looked at Tails. "Yeah…" said the fox. "It sounds like a good idea."
Oh, so wrong, so wrong… Now review, my adoring fans, and make them…
Must… control… ego…
…Honest…no… good… argh…
Eh, do what I do, type whatever the hell you feel like. As long as you type, got it?
