Disclaimor thing: Don't own Naruto...and sadly never will... sniffles

Ah, yes.. this is another Anko/Orochimaru fic... though this time... it's crackish...Yup. Pure crack... -.-

My friends helped me write this so yes it may seem as though I am going through many, many mood swings. XD

Enjoy!

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It was a normal day in Konoha.

The birds were chirping "dattebayo" and Tsunade was hanging from the roof of the main Konoha Anbu building. (A nasty result of too much Sake).Everything was as it should be.

Well, not everything…

As Anko awoke from another restless night filled with nightmares of sinister yellow eyes, her stomach growled, complaining for some substance. As she stumbled into the kitchen, fumbling through the food pantry, for her only source of energy; dango, but only to realize, to her horror… there was none! "Nuuuuuu!" Screamed Anko, "Dango!"

Quickly she snagged her clothing form atop the dresser and bolted out the door in search of her precious.

Orochimaru frowned. He and Sasuke had been training all day and yet no progress had been made at all. After a while Sasuke had decided to go back to the sound village. He of course decided to stay. (Sasuke was getting on his nerves anyway). It wasn't that Sauske was annoying in a verbal way, but he was just not what he was looking for. Not like that purple haired- spitfire demon. He smirked.

Mitarashi Anko. Now she had been an interesting one. Always so outgoing, asking the most absurd questions. Come to think of it, it had been a while since he had last seen her, hadn't it? He grinned. "I think it's time to visit an old student."

Random...

Gaara was practicing with Rock Lee… when Kimimaru came… they fought… Gaara won… Kimimarus last words before disappearing in the sand was;you're pretty good." Mean while… Sasuke was living with Orochimaru on Emo Farm. XD

I rushed over to the store…

"Must… have… dango…" Anko said between breaths.

She had almost reached the store when all of a sudden she was stopped… by a giant snake...

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To be continued.

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