Based on personal experience.

Kakashi stood in the long, looong line of people. Why, oh why did they all have cravings of some way or another? He just wanted to get this over with. He had waited for this movie for too long to just let anybody ruin it! (Meanwhile: Kakashi's brain gladly ignored the fact that most of the persons in line didn't reach farther up than his hip).

He was not going to panic. Nope. No way, José… Come on, people, MOVE. He could not believe this, he just wanted something to drink and he had somebody waiting for him. Mmmm… (Kakashi's brain was more than willing to come up with some rather nice memories of that somebody). Luckily, his mask hid the stupid grin on his face… Yes, yes, they're opening another register. Kakashi was closer to a mission accomplished.Just as it was about to be his turn a sudden craving came up. A new and very rare craving… Popcorn. Kakashi had to have some. A smiling young woman turned her attention to him (finally) and asked the magic words "Is there anything I can do for you, Jounin-san?"
Kakashi was too far-gone in his cravings to give a snipe remark and said "Ummm… I would like a middle size cola and a little popcorn". He had about ten minutes to get the stuff, find I-mmmmh and get to the seats. He wanted to see the commercials dammit! "It's cheaper if you get a middle size popcorn as well, as you can see we have these special offers" the young woman interrupted. "Yes, yes… fine", can't she see I'm in a hurry? Apparently not, she was taking her time. Oh, well… more for a smaller amount of money that could only be good. Unfortunately, geniuses can't predict the future (at least not this one). Kakashi paid and the items were placed on the counter in front of him. The woman moved on to the person behind him.

Kakashi looked very hard on the cup of popcorn, speechless.

That… that thing was HUGE. It was enormous. It was gigantic (with lots of arms movement). It was titanic (no, not the ship). Kakashi ran out of words, he thought he had done a very good job, though, in these few words since he had been speechless before. How the hell was he going to eat this? He just wanted some popcorn not half of Konoha's production. Sulking and pouting, yes at the same time, he manoeuvred the cola and the cup of popcorn away from the counter and into his hands. At unsteady legs he moved towards Iruka, who was waiting a few feet's away.

"Kami-sama, Kakashi why did you by that?" Iruka's brown eyes looked inscrutably at the beast. "I didn't mean to!" was Kakashi's wise reply "It was that evil, evil woman and her offers…you, know Ruka, this is considered a middle size cup, a middle size! Hey, don't laugh at me… Rukaaaa…" Kakashi started wining. "Come on, the movie is starting… and by the way, you're eating that yourself" Iruka said after being able to breathe. Kakashi was too cute sometimes.

"Arhhh, come on Ruka, help me out a little", Kakashi just got a shake of the head and a foxy grin, dammit.

Cheaper is always better, sometimes, and not when it comes to popcorn Kakashi's brain wisely lectured itself.But Kakashi stopped sulking after they had found their seats in the theatre (very good seats), he even smiled a little when a tanned hand carefully took some of the intestines of the gigantic beast, and when the movie finally started he couldn't stop squealing like a little girl…

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SpongeBob Squarepants…"

This is soo cool! And the brain of the famous copy-ninja happily agreed.


Do not own Naruto or the SpongeBob song.

AN: I was going to see Indiana Jones 4, not SpongeBob Squarepants the Movie. And that cup was really, really big. I was only able to eat half of it. I couldn't resist Kakashi and SpongeBob (and a tiny, tiny hint of smut).