A/N: Let me preface this by saying there are two versions of parody for this song/fandom match. This is based off my Avengers fic, Christmas Tunes (part of the Shattered Glass series), wherein Clint Barton made a parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer based on Loki, then he and Tony Stark revised it. I got a lot of requests for the full version of this parody – I only had a couple lines in the fic – so here it is.
The first version is Clint's, the second is the one Clint and Tony re-wrote together.
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Loki the Pink-Skinned Jötun
Parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and The Avengers - Clint Barton's version
Loki the pink-skinned Jötun,
didn't like swinging swords.
And if you ever met him,
you'd think him a pretty girl.
All of the other children,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Loki
join them in the training fields.
Then one Monday evening,
Loki came to say,
"Humans with your freedom of thought,
won't you become my slaves tonight?"
Then we Avengers kicked his ass,
everyone enjoyed a party.
Loki the pink-skinned Jötun,
was carted home in misery!
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Loki the Tiny Jötun
Parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and The Avengers - Clint Barton and Tony Stark's revised version
Loki the tiny Jötun,
wasn't very big at all.
Though if you ever saw him,
you might not think the same.
All of the other Jötun,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Loki
join in any Jötun games.
Then one eve in Jötunheim,
Odin came to say,
"Loki with your stature so slight,
won't you act my son from this night?"
And, oh, how the Æsir loved him,
and they shouted out with glee,
Loki the tiny Jötun,
you'll be a great king one day!
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A/N: Christmas song parodies rock. ADMIT IT.
Also, yeah. You can totally see who likes Loki more. XD
~Bats ^.^x
