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This idea came from a rumor that Marg & Billy were going do do a movie based on "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" Sorry if it's been done before. Set season 5 just after Weeping Willows.
Catherine Willows walked into her house and threw her keys on the counter. After the exhausting day she just had the just wanted to make a screwdriver, read the paper and go to bed. She pulled the vodka down from the cabinet and roughly pulled open the fridge. Gil's last words kept replaying over and over in her head. "That's why I never go out." She gripped the counter and closed her eyes. 'Of all the fucking arrogant, self centered.'
She willed herself to calm down. Gil just didn't understand. Catherine needed someone in her life. She needed human contact.
Making her screwdriver she grabbed the paper and sat at the kitchen counter. She pulled open the paper and landed on the personal ads. She raised an eyebrow when her eyes landed on the biggest one, centered in the middle of the page.
Looking for an Escape...
Older man, married to his job, looking for mature woman to help him break out of his routine. Must be intelligent, beautiful and willing to go on adventures.
Catherine furrowed her brow. Could it be? No, Gil would never…would he? She read on.
I love star gazing, playing poker and solving puzzles.
Oh my god.
Must be ok with bugs.
It was Gil.
Looking for a woman who is adventurous, loving and witty. Redhead a plus.
And he was looking for her.
Catherine stared at the paper. Gil was looking for her, or someone like her. How could she have been so blind? She had always been in love with Gil, she just never thought Gil could love someone like her. All the men that passed through her arms were never a good enough replacement for Gil.
She looked at the P.O. Box he had listed on the ad. Biting her lip she grabbed a sheet of paper and began her response.
'Dear Bugman,'
She giggled at the nickname, only people in the lab called him that, hopefully he wouldn't catch on.
'I think I am what you're looking for. I'm smart, adventurous and a beautiful redhead. Bug's don't bother me but I would prefer if they were kept in their cages. I am in my mid 40's, divorced (although my ex has passed on) with a preteen child. I'm a night owl and love to go out and take risks. If your interested, meet me Saturday night at O'Malleys, I'll be wearing a purple dress.
Xoxo
Sexy Redhead'
She smiled as she finished the letter and sealed it in an envelope, writing the address she placed it outside for the postman to pick up.
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