(Do you remember Rammy, Lammy's evil side/twin/whatever? Well, this is a story about the remaining evil characters of the PaRappa universe and what would happen if they got into PaRappa town. It's a little odd, but I think it's funny and cool. Best of all, featuring a new character!)

I don't own the PaRappa characters/universe or any of that.

Sally Anne Bo Jumperdink wasn't my idea. She was a character created by my friend Kathy. Sally Anne was named by none other than Rodney Greenblatt himself!

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Deep inside the dark depths of another world, a dark figure was plotting a evil operation…

"I will have my day…My time has finally come for me to rise and control of what we want! All we need is the opportunity…to escape from our dimension…" he said aloud. "All we have to do is wait…."

Meanwhile, it was morning in a nice town, where many strange and oddball characters live. That place was PaRappa town. Named for one of it's most famous residents…None other than PaRappa the Rapper. He was getting ready to go out. He put on a sleeveless T-shirt, baggy pants, and his trademark red hat with the frog emblem, and was out the door.

"Something tells me today's going to be perfect!" PaRappa said to himself as he walked down the street and headed for his destination: The arcade. While walking, PaRappa saw a car drive by. He didn't really pay attention, but inside were new residents to PaRappa town. One in particular was a blue skin teenager with orange hair, a pink tank top, pink shoes, and a purple skirt. Her name was Sally Anne Bo Jumperdink. She was a artist and a really good one at that too. She was sketching in her notepad as she and her parents were driving to their new home.

Once PaRappa arrived at the arcade, he walked inside and saw 2 of his friends. PJ Berri, who was "playing" DDR (if you call sleeping at the machine playing) and Matt Major, who was in the middle of playing virtual basketball. PaRappa headed for one of his favorite games: Virtual Karate. The game looked like a smaller version of Chop Chop Master Onion's dojo and had 2 virtual helmets attached to it.

"Let's do this!" PaRappa gave himself a thumbs up and placed a quarter inside the machine. What PaRappa failed to notice is that the machine had a "Out of Order" sign attached to it. Despite this, the game was able to start up. When it did, PaRappa was warped to a virtual version of Tamanegi sensei's dojo. A figure appeared before PaRappa and was shaped into…Chop Chop Master Onion!

"Hai! Let us begin. Are you ready?" the virtual onion asked. "Yeah. I know….I GOTTA BELIEVE!" PaRappa shouted his catchphrase and was ready to start…

Back in the dark world… "Yes! IT…IS…TIME!" the same figure from before shouted.

The game started:

Lesson 1

CCMO: HAI-YAH!!

Kick, punch, you all know the deal

Now it's time for you to play for real!

Are you ready for the furious fight?

We're going to do this now, so play it right!

CCMO: Kick!

PaRappa: Kick!

CCMO: Jump!

PaRappa: Jump!

CCMO: Punch!

PaRappa: Punch!

CCMO: Pose!

PaRappa: Pose!

CCMO: Turn!

PaRappa: Turn!

CCMO: Block!

PaRappa: Block!

CCMO: Duck!

PaRappa: Duck!

CCMO: Chop!

PaRappa:…..Chop!

(PaRappa messed up the last line, so he falls between good and bad)

Lesson 2

CCMO: Better succeed, better achieve!

If you can't handle the heat, you'd better leave!

CCMO: Jump, Punch!

PaRappa: Jump, oops!

(PaRappa messed up again, he's at bad now…The virtual sky grew completely black:

"Wait, I don't remember the game doing this"…PaRappa thought to himself)

CCMO: Block, Chop!

PaRappa: Block, block…I mean chop!

(Messed up again)

CCMO: Duck, pose,

PaRappa: Pose, duck…Duck, pos-

(Too late, at awful now, the screen goes completely black except for PaRappa and CCMO)

CCMO: Turn, kick

PaRappa: Turn kick!

CCMO: Kick, turn

PaRappa: Kick, turn

CCMO: Pose, duck

PaRappa: Pose, duck

CCMO: Chop, block

PaRappa: Chop, block

CCMO: Punch, jumpPaRappa: punch jump

(PaRappa was back in good)

Lesson 3

CCMO: You can't win and you can't deal

I'm the one with everyone's appeal

It's now time for our final show

Better get ready, here comes my final blow!

CCMO: Fire punch!

PaRappa: Fire punch!

CCMO: Ice kick!

PaRappa: Ice kick!

CCMO: Cyber chop!

PaRappa: Cyber chop!

CCMO: Mega jump!

PaRappa: Mega jump!

CCMO: Kick, jump chop, block

PaRappa: Kick, jump chop block

CCMO: Fire punch, ice kick

PaRappa: Fire kick, ice punch (alternating)

CCMO: Turn duck jump pose

PaRappa: Turn duck jump pose

CCMO: Chop, block, punch, pose

PaRappa: chop block punch pose

CCMO: Mega jump mega jump

PaRappa: Mega jump mega jump

CCMO: and…KI-LI-MAN-GY-RO CHOP CHOP CHOP!

PaRappa: KI-LI-MAN-GY-RO CHOP CHOP CHOP!!

The game ended…However…

WARNING! SYSTEM OVERLOAD! SYSTEM OVERLOAD!

"Huh?! Did I win?" PaRappa asked as he took his helmet off. Something was going wrong…And he knew it. PaRappa ran from the machine and waited to see what would happen. It was going crazy! One of the helmets was starting to glow black. No one was really paying attention until the machine actually exploded.

"What the?!" PaRappa was dumbfounded at what he was watching. The helmet was oozing out a black aura that was molding into a shape. Once it stopped glowing, PaRappa took a look and was shocked at what, or rather WHO, he saw. It was a dark figure that had dark gray shaggy fur, what looked to be small fangs, dark purple shoes, dark gray pants, a black shirt and a black hat with a sinister looking angry red frog emblem. In other words, certain features aside, this creature looked just like PaRappa! He/It opened his/it's eyes, which had a red aura to them and saw looked around. Then, he spoke….

"Heh heh…Looks like we're going to have some fun…" he said…

TO BE CONTINUED….