Misaki: Hi people! You all know me, the authoress.

Akari: And me, the friend of the authoress.

Misaki: -jumps into the air- Holy crap! When the hell did you get here?!

Akari: I've been here….

Misaki: Really?

Akari: Yah…

Misaki: O….Kay….Well anyways! Welcome to Dare Ninjas! This is where you as the reviewers all dare (or truth) the ninjas of Naruto!

Akari: Look, here they come now! –points at doors-

Lee: I am here to pick up our youthful pizza of youthfulness!

Misaki: You….did you get him here by?

Akari: Yup.

Misaki: Wow….And he fell for it?

Akari: Apparently.

Misaki: Sweetness!

Akari: I know, right!

Misaki: But…what about everyone else?

Akari: Did you tell me to take care of it?

Misaki: I did.

Akari: Then don't worry! –in George Lopez voice- I got this!

Misaki: Right.

Chouji: -barges in- Where's the free food?!

Misaki: -laughs-

Akari: What?

Misaki: He waddles!

Akari: -looks at Misaki weird then starts laughing-

Itachi: -skips in- Tra-la-la…

Lee: Why are you here oh un-youthful Akatsuki member?

Itachi: I got a letter in the mail.

Lee: What'd it say?

Akari: -nudges Misaki- Hehe, this one's funny.

Itachi: There's a sale on make-up.

Misaki: That was funny?

Akari: You know you wanna laugh! –pokes Misaki-

Misaki: True, true… -laughs-

Akari: That's better!

Jiraiya: Am I late?! –looks around worriedly-

Misaki: Why would you be late? What would you be late for?

Tsunade: -walks in- Where's the money and booze?!

Jiraiya: I'm the new breast examination doctor.

Tsunade: -chokes- I'm leaving!!!

Akari: Not so fast! –glues doors shut-

Misaki: Now how are the others gonna get in?

Other Ninjas: -break in through roof-

Tsunade: -jumps out of roof- Haha! Freedom!!!

Akari: Crap…

Misaki: No no, I can handle this. A THOUSAND BUCKS TO WHOEVER CATCHES TSUNADE!!!!!

Tsunade: -rushes back in- I caught myself!!!!

Misaki: You don't get no money.

Tsunade: Shit.

Akari: Well review and dare the Naruto characters.

Misaki: All of them are here.

Akari: Sadly that includes Guy and Lee –shudders-

Misaki: -cries- They're so creepy!!!!! –smiles- Review please! Truths and dares accepted!