Misaki: Hi people! You all know me, the authoress.
Akari: And me, the friend of the authoress.
Misaki: -jumps into the air- Holy crap! When the hell did you get here?!
Akari: I've been here….
Misaki: Really?
Akari: Yah…
Misaki: O….Kay….Well anyways! Welcome to Dare Ninjas! This is where you as the reviewers all dare (or truth) the ninjas of Naruto!
Akari: Look, here they come now! –points at doors-
Lee: I am here to pick up our youthful pizza of youthfulness!
Misaki: You….did you get him here by?
Akari: Yup.
Misaki: Wow….And he fell for it?
Akari: Apparently.
Misaki: Sweetness!
Akari: I know, right!
Misaki: But…what about everyone else?
Akari: Did you tell me to take care of it?
Misaki: I did.
Akari: Then don't worry! –in George Lopez voice- I got this!
Misaki: Right.
Chouji: -barges in- Where's the free food?!
Misaki: -laughs-
Akari: What?
Misaki: He waddles!
Akari: -looks at Misaki weird then starts laughing-
Itachi: -skips in- Tra-la-la…
Lee: Why are you here oh un-youthful Akatsuki member?
Itachi: I got a letter in the mail.
Lee: What'd it say?
Akari: -nudges Misaki- Hehe, this one's funny.
Itachi: There's a sale on make-up.
Misaki: That was funny?
Akari: You know you wanna laugh! –pokes Misaki-
Misaki: True, true… -laughs-
Akari: That's better!
Jiraiya: Am I late?! –looks around worriedly-
Misaki: Why would you be late? What would you be late for?
Tsunade: -walks in- Where's the money and booze?!
Jiraiya: I'm the new breast examination doctor.
Tsunade: -chokes- I'm leaving!!!
Akari: Not so fast! –glues doors shut-
Misaki: Now how are the others gonna get in?
Other Ninjas: -break in through roof-
Tsunade: -jumps out of roof- Haha! Freedom!!!
Akari: Crap…
Misaki: No no, I can handle this. A THOUSAND BUCKS TO WHOEVER CATCHES TSUNADE!!!!!
Tsunade: -rushes back in- I caught myself!!!!
Misaki: You don't get no money.
Tsunade: Shit.
Akari: Well review and dare the Naruto characters.
Misaki: All of them are here.
Akari: Sadly that includes Guy and Lee –shudders-
Misaki: -cries- They're so creepy!!!!! –smiles- Review please! Truths and dares accepted!
