Author's note! Another comedy hooray! And my first crossover too yippee! Hope you enjoy, I haven't written about Bowser in a while, but he's vital to the plot. The koopalings have the same personalities as in my last story 'Bowser Jr gets kidnapped'. And no, even if you beg me, I'm still not doing accents! It's disrespectful, not to mention time consuming and easy to forget. Great, now that's cleared up, read!

Bowser was cooking pancakes in the kitchen. He didn't want to of course, but Kamek had insisted that the koopalings should be rewarded for their efforts at defeating Mario, even if they had failed. Bowser was pretty rubbish at making pancakes, they always turned out burnt and crispy or undercooked and sloppy but the koopalings knew better than to say that to his face. The best thing to do was to coat them in toppings so that you couldn't taste the actual pancake itself. Suddenly, Junior burst into the kitchen followed by an angry Ludwig.

"Give it back you brat!" Ludwig shouted.

Junior laughed. "Never!" he insisted.

Junior had stolen Ludwig's magic staff again and Ludwig was angrily chasing him around the house to get it back.

Junior leaped onto the kitchen table where bowls of sugar, maple syrup and half a lemon were waiting to be put in pancakes. Ludwig jumped up too.

Bowser sighed. "What have I told you about standing on the table?" he huffed without turning around but both brothers ignored him.

Ludwig made a lunge for his staff but Junior dodged out of the way and trod on the half a lemon. What happened next was pure bad luck. If Bowser hadn't turned at just the wrong moment, the juice from the lemon wouldn't have squirted right in Bowser's eyes. Bowser howled in pain, the two brothers stopped fighting instantly.

"Papa?" Junior said. "What happened?"

Ludwig looked over at the table and Junior followed his gaze and saw the half a lemon.

"Oops," Junior said realising what he had done.

Bowser had gone blind. For a few seconds, he couldn't see anything, everything was dark. But when his vision came back, he still couldn't see properly, everything was just a blur, a colourful blur.

"Father, are you alright?" Ludwig asked.

"I can't blooming see, do you think I'm alright?" Bowser replied grumpily.

The other koopalings had heard the yells and had run downstairs to find out what was happening.

"What's going on?" Wendy asked.

"Father got lemon juice in his eyes," Ludwig explained. "And now he can't see."

Junior hung his head. "My fault," he admitted.

"What do we do?" Iggy asked.

"Should we get Kamek?" Roy asked.

"Yes," Ludwig said.

"Are you kidding? I don't have time, I have to go and kidnap Peach," Bowser snapped.

Morton face-palmed.

"Are you sure that's a good idea?" Junior asked.

"Of course!" Bowser insisted and before anyone could stop him, he had (not before bashing into a few things) walked out the front door.

What an idiot.

Yeah, I know it didn't make any sense but I sounded better in my head. Next chapter coming soon!