Porkers waddled around the town of minecraft players, passing through the streets and occasionally stealing an apple to eat. He kept walking until he reached the plains biome. There he wandered around, but was stopped by a thick, heavy, and smelly thing. Porkers looked up and he saw a zombie had bumped into him.

"OMFG!1!11 Its gonna kill me! ;O; Please don't eat me, ! I promise to be a good little piggy!" Porkers cried. The zombie took on a human form and stared at Porkers with a puzzled look.

"What are you talking about? I'm vegetarian." The zombie replied. This zombie human, with olive skin and dark green eyes, wearing a shirt with the I heart Zombies logo on it.

"A vegetarian Zombie? Since when do those exist?" Porkers asked. The zombie rolled his eyes.

"Since forever. Duh."

"Hey, zombro! Whats all the noise about?" A voice called from afar.

"Dude, you're taking forever!" a third voice howled.

"You gotta come see this! I found a piggy! He's so cute!" Zombro called back. There was a hissing sound, and a humanoid enderman, wolf, and creeper poofed into sight surrounded by Enderman teleporty-dust. The Enderman was a girl with brown hair and hazel-brown eyes that kept flashing purple. The creeper was also a girl, with caramel colored skin and dark brown hair. She was wearing a green creeper hoodie and jeans. The male was a tanned humanoid wolf with the anthro ears and tail thing goin' on, with blonde hair and blue eyes.

"Its so cute!" The ender-girl exclaimed, and hugged porkers, much to his content.

"Why isss it here?" The creeper-girl asked, unintentionally hissing. It was in her nature.

"I don't know, but can we eat it?" The wolf-boy asked. Porkers jumped back, and morphed into a human, wearing jeans, a pink t-shirt, and a green beanie over brown hair.

"Well excuse me! I don't think you'd like it if I ate you!" Porkers exclaimed. Zombro sighed, and put an arm around Porkers' shoulders.

"Welcome, to the league of Mobs." Zombro laughed. Everything got all video-game cartoony-style with the character pictures and their profiles.

"First up, we have Zombro. Species, Zombie lord. Gender, Male. Sexuality: Classified-"

The creeper-girl burst out laughing, only to be stopped by a cold glare from Zombro.

"Description: Just look at him for notch's sake. Diet: Vegetarian." Zombro smiled, and the profile changed.

"Second, we have Frozen Dmetri Dawn. Species, Creeper queen. Gender: Female. S-"

"Program, delete sexuality part from all profiles!" Frozen yelled.

"Description: Look at her. Diet: Omnivore."

"Third, we have The Enderqueen Shado. Species: Enderqueen human. Gender: Female. Description: Look at her. Diet: Omnivore."

"Last but not least, Chowder. Species: Wolf king. Gender: Male. Description: A humanoid wolf. Srsly. Diet: Carnivore."

Porkers shuddered at the last part, and shifted closer to Zombro.

"Welcome. Now you're one of us." Zombro said.

"But what if I dont want to be one of you?" Porkers asked. Frozen started hissing, and she seemed to be flashing.

"Point taken!" Porkers called.

"Group photo! Go!"

Everyone jumped up into the air and took an epic freeze-frame shot.

"Bleh bleh bleh, I'm gonna burn down all of minecraft! RAAAH!" An enderdragon roared from beyond. THE END (or is it?)

Yeah...I dont even know

Im taking OC's though, just send me a PM and I'll get back to you

*explodes*