Disclaimer: We do not own any of the Twilight characters, or their assholes, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Playhouse Disney
Disclaimer: We do not own any of the Twilight characters, or their assholes, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Playhouse Disney. But we do own an ant called El Gordo! Don't ask…
A/N: This is our attempt at being funny. Hopefully you'll find it at least slightly "amusing"…
EmPOV
I was sitting watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on Playhouse Disney, when Carlisle came downstairs and said to all of us, " Tanya is coming to visit!".
"YAY!!" I sceamed with delight. Wait. Who's Tanya? I turned to Rosalie and said, "Rose, babe, who's Tanya?".
"Do you not remember the coven up in Denali, Emmy?" Rose asked.
" Em… no?" Note to self: find out were this "Denali" is. So I still don't know who Tanya is… I know! I'll ask Eddie he knows everything. "Eddie, who's Tanya?"
"Your asshole! And I told you not to call me that! It's Edward." He's always mean when Bella isn't around.
"Wait. Who named my asshole?" This was starting to get confuzzling…
3rd person
So Emmett stent the next two hours trying to figure out who named his asshole, and where Denali is. He reached no conclusion to either of these questions.
A/N: This is our first Fanfic, so please R&R!! And try to be nice . Next chapter is Truth or Dare.
The Pscho Twins
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