Artime: this fic will be better i garintee you and i don't own yu yu hakusho.

Hiei and Mr.hat

narraior:one day at unimeshei's house TEAM unimeshi was board out of their minds.

yusuke: I'm board out of my mind!

Narrator: see

Kuwabaka: well we can always find somthin to eat,

yusuke: yeah like the pixie sticks i-

(CRASH)

Narrator: their was a BIG crash in the kichen!

kurama: thier was a BIG crash in the kichen!

narrator: they're so prdictible!

kurama: i could only be-

??:WHEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEO!!!!!!!!!!YEEEEHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

others:HIEI GOT IN THE PIXTE STICKS AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

hiei: I WILL SQUISH YOU ALL-

Narritor: then somthing caught hiei's eye,on tv South Park was on and there in the show was no

other than Mr. Hat well we know what that equals TROUBLE O.O!

hiei: Mr.Hat? AH HA I WILL GO TO SOUTH PARK AND GET MR. HAT AND RULE THE WORLD!!!!!*laughing evily*

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*jumps out of a window and flies?*

yusuke: OH MY GOD HE'S GOIN TO SOUTH PARK!!!! TO GET MR. HAT!!!

kuwabaka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama:we got to stop him before he causes trouble.

*hiei*

*at south park*

hiei: were can my baby be hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????????

*at south park school*

Mr. Garison: alright now children what is 6+9?

kid: uh 12?

Mr. Garison: ERR WRONG TRY AGIAN DUMBASS!!

*window breaks and out comes hiei*

hiei: GIVE ME MR. HAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

stan: WHAT THE-

kyle: MR HAT?

kenny: mph mph mph?(translation: who are you?)

hiei: WHO AM I? I'M *in a hero pose* HIEI THE FIRE DEMON!!!! AND I COME 4 MR.HAT!!!!

cartman: wow this guy's a phyco asshole.

hiei: SHUT UP FATASS!!!!!!

kyle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE CALLED YOU A DUNBASS!!!!

hiei: SHUT UP YOU STUPID JEW!!!

cartman: ha ha ha ha ha ha he called you a jew!!!

kyle: O.O how how how did he know?

hiei: *his jagan eye glowing* I CAN READ YOUR MIND!! NOW TO COME FOR WHAT I CAME FOR *snatches Mr.hat

Mr.Garison: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MR. HAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kyle: HEY GIVE THAT BACK!!!

kenny: MMPH!(tranlation: YEAH!)

hiei: NEVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws a sharp sharp sharp pencil and it goes through kenny's head*

stan: OH MY GOD HE KILLED KENNY!!!!

kyle: YOU-

hiei: *gives a weird evil death glare*

kyle: O.O basterd?

hiei: I MUST LEAVE NOW!!!!!! *jumps out of window then comes back up* OH YEAH I FORGOT WENDY

STUFFS HER BRA!!!!!*jumps back out and flies away*

kids: *laughing at wendy*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wendy: *crying* THAT'S NOT FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!*runs away*

*in the sky somwhere*

hiei: I FINALLY GOT YOU AREN'T YOU HAPPY MR.HAT???

hiei as mr hat: OH YES HIEI I'M SOO HAPPY THAT MR. GARISON WAS JUST AN ASS.

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artime: will hiei and Mr.hat take over the world? will yusuke,kurama,or kuwabaka be able to

stop him? why am I asking you all the questions? find out after i'm done writing the next

chapter!!!!!!!!