{The scene starts with a 2017 intro with a green curtain that reads "Darius Matthews' Studio}

Darius Alan Matthews: Good evening, my name is Darius Alan Matthews. Tonight on Darius Matthews' Studio, we go to an exciting tale of international intrigue and suspect in the scene. Dr. Bert, starring famous frog, and the extremely cool frog, Leap Frog. And now, Dr. Bert.

{The tale starts as the music plays the James Bond theme}

{Dr. Bert {a.k.a Martin Allen McRichardson} is sitting on his chair as Lily comes in}

Lil: Excuse me, Dr. Bert, but your next patient is here. It's a Mr. Frog, Leap Frog.

Dr. Bert: Show him in, please.

Lil: Right this way.

{Leap comes in not seeing anything with his sunglasses}

{Lil closes door}

Dr. Bert: Good morning, Mr. Frog. What can I do for you?

Leap Frog: Ah, Dr. Bert. I need your help.

Dr. Bert: Over here

{Leap turns around going blind with his sunglasses}

Leap Frog: Ah, Dr. Bert, I need your help. {takes the word out of his pocket} Do you see this word? I can't read it! My regular doctor couldn't help me, she said I should consult a specialist.

Dr. Bert: Well, you've come to the right man, Mr. Frog. With your permission, I'd like to conduct some tests.

Leap Frog: Of course, Doctor. Anything you say.

Dr. Bert: Right. Now then, read this. {holds up a sign that says "Bert"}

{close up of the sign reading "Bert"}

Leap Frog: Uh...Grover!

Dr. Bert: No.

Leap Frog: Yes.

Dr. Bert: Cover your left eye, and read this.

Leap Frog: Um, Koopa Troopa?

Dr. Bert: grr... Cover your right eye and read this!

Leap Frog: Uh, It wiggles Leap the top one here...my tooth it's loose, cried Lil, oh dear! Leap gave-

Dr. Bert: I'm afraid your condition is more serious than I thought.

Leap Frog: Ahh! I feared as much, Dr. Bert! Can you possibly help me?

Dr. Bert: Yes! Take off those ridiculously dark glasses. I'm surprised you can see anything with those on. Now then, read this. {holds up No sign}

Leap Frog: Bert!

Dr. Bert: And this?

Leap Frog: Bert! {Dr. Bert flips the sign making Leap read Bert for an undefined unit of time} I'm cured, oh you cured me! How can I ever thank you, Dr. Bert?

Dr. Bert: Give me all your LeapPad books!

Leap Frog: Uh...no, Bert! Bert bert bert bert bert bert {as Leap walks away by saying "Bert"}

{pan back to Darius Matthews}

Darius Alan Matthews: And so ends tonight's thrilling and suspense that happened in the story, Dr. Bert. Tune in next time for another exciting adventure called, The Frog Who Loved Me, and took me to a place called Richmond. Until next time, this is Darius Alan Matthews saying, good night. Heh heh, I love culture!