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Val: Aren't you the cutest baby in the world?
Vic: Yeah, I think I am…. giggles
Val: Not you, the Baby.
Victoria (baby): GAAA!
Val: Ooh, you are so cute!
Holly: Hello? Remember me? I'm still here?
Holly picks up baby
Val: I'm sorry Holly, but Victoria is just too cute.
Holly: I can see that,
Victoria pukes on her
Holly: Well, you're so lucky you're so cute, this blouse is real cashmere!
Val: Ooh, I'm sorry; Vic will go out and buy you a new one. Right Vic?
Vic: Umm, well, uhh..
Val: VIC!
Vic: Right, yes I will buy you a new blouse Holly.
Holly: Aww, you don't have too. Pure cashmere, Saks 5th, blue, size M.
Well, I'm off to the Diner, Vince is meeting me there in, umm, five minutes, I gotta go!
Val: Have a good time, and don't get too stressed out, it's bad for you baby. And don't bend down. Not too much greasy food okay?
Holly: Val, it's only been two weeks, it's not like my stomach is huge yet.
Val: Well, you should still be careful.
Later in the Diner
Holly walks in, the room is dark, and a spotlight on her and Vince walks out
Holly: Aww, this is so romantic!
Vince bends down
Vince: Holly, will you marry me?
Holly: Yes of course!
He places the ring on her finger
Holly looks at it
Holly: Umm, honey, where's the diamond?
Vince: Oh, its right there, see that dot?
Holly: Oh yea, the dot. Sure is shiny in this dark light. I wonder if it's noticeable outside…
Let's see, nope, the dot isn't noticeable now.
Vince: What are you saying? You don't like the ring? But that little diamond dot is a real diamond! If I bought u one with a big diamond, it would've been fake.
Holly: Well that would've been better than the dot. Oh Look, I can't see it anymore!
puts her hand out at lady in front of her
Holly: Can you see it mam?
Lady: Oh My goodness, where is the diamond?
Holly: Yeah Vince? Where's the diamond?
Vince: You know what? You don't have to have the ring if you don't want it.
Vince walks away
He goes to meet Gary
Gary: What happened man?
Vince: I proposed to Holly and she totally insulted the ring I picked out.
Gary: Well was the ring nice?
Vince: Yeah, she said that the diamond wasn't noticeable.
Gary: Well how big was it?
Vince: it was a little speck, you know, a little smaller than a sequin on a dress.
Gary smacks Vince on the head
Vince: What the hell man?
Gary: The only things girls look for on the ring are how big the diamond is. You're an idiot.
Vince: But I thought it was the thought that counts.
Gary: What kind of thought have you put into that little speck?
Meanwhile, at Tina's
Holly: TINA! I don't know what to do. Vince gave me a ring today, but I kind of insulted him and got him all mad.
Tina: Oh my god, that's great. But how'd you get him mad?
Holly shows her the ring
Tina: Oh My god! Did the diamond fall out?
Holly: No, its there, see that little speck?
Tina: Well you should be mad! I mean the diamond is all that matters. Let's face it, he should be out there looking for another ring for you.
Holly: Yeah, why am I feeling so bad? He's the one that should feel bad.
Tina: Want to go smell hair products now at the drugstore?
Holly: Okay.
To be continued……
