Butterfly: So again, I can't sleep. Wow, shocker! So here I am again, typing on my fateful (sometimes) laptop, in wild and wonderful (boring but beautiful) West Virginia. On a bunk bed (torture device) typing at the latest hours in the night. Any way, I don't own Teen Titans, here's another fabulous oneshot about them though!
Laugh:
"Did you hear about the dummy who tried to make it in show biz?" Beast Boy asked looking at Raven expectantly. The empath said nothing and stared at the green boy as he tried to make her laugh at numerous jokes, while fixing them lunch." They said he was a wonderful actor, but his performances always came off as a bit wooden! Hah! Get it Rae? Wooden!"
"That wasn't funny," Raven said monotoniously. She leaned up to kiss her boyfriend on the cheek as he handed her the grilled hceese sandwhich though." Try again, Gar'... Your jokes are getting less cheesey, I'm impressed."
"How about the witch who crash landed in California?" Beast Boy tried again. Raven ate her sandwhich in silence and watched him as he sat beside her and casually put an arm around her waist." One spector commented that she was a 'Sand-witch'! Haha!"
"Nope," Raven said leaning against Beast Boy's shoulder. Beast Boy sighed and leaned down to kiss the top of her head." I don't think you're ever going to make me laugh with jokes like that, Gar. Try something a little more realistic, ironic almost."
"Nope I've been shot down enough for one day," Beast Boy chuckled. Raven rolled her eyes and the couple talked for awhile in low voices as the other Titans entered for lunch." Hey Bohusk, I know you love Blonde jokes, my friend emailed me a really good one, you wanna' hear it?"
"Sure green boy," Bohusk yawned from beisde Falcon." Go ahead and try me, I've heard them all any way..."
"Okay," Beast Boy said with a huge grin," So a blonde calls up her boyfriend on the phone and is in hysterics. Her boyfriend is trying to get what's wrong but all he can hear her saying is 'I must be a dumb person! I can't figure out this damn puzzle!'. So her boyfriend says 'Well honey whats the picture on the box?' and she says a tiger. So he finally gives in and drives over to her house. He goes in and asks where the puzzle is and she goes 'Well it's on the table but it's impossible! The pieces just won't go together!'. So he goes and looks at the puzzle and sits his girlfriend down and says 'Honey I'm gonna' fix you some tea because first I want you to calm down. Then I'd like you to put the Frosted Flakes backin the box...'"
The whole room burst into a fit of laughter, including Raven. Beast Boy stared at his girlfriend in pure shock as she almost fell over with laughter.
"That one was actually good, Gar!" Raven gasped. Everyone watched as Beast Boy gave a whoop of joy as she laughed. He bagan to give a victory dance and Bohusk leaned over to look at Raven." What?"
"I told you that joke last week and you said it was stupid and stereotypical," Bohusk grinned," What changed between now and then? You just did that so he'd be happy, huh?"
"Yup," Raven said opening her book and smiling lightly as Beast Boy sat back beside her on the couch and kissed her cheek. Bohusk rolled his eyes and smiled at the couple." So, now that you finally got me to laugh, no more bad jokes right?"
"No way!" Beast Boy said with a huge grin. Raven's eyes widened with shock and horror." Now that I know what you sound like laughing, I'm addicted to it! I'm just gonna' have to try more jokes to get you to laugh more!"
"No good deed goes unpunished," Bohusk chuckled as Beast Boy kissed Raven and she stared up at him in horror.
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Butterfly: So the joke actually was emailed to me by a friend, and all my other friends thought it was hilarious. Hope you liked it! R&R!
