I DO NOT OWN THE WHEEL OF TIME. GOT IT? GOOD!!

This is a song spoof I made up. It's pretty bad, but oh well.

The Natural Disaster (Hero)

I know I can't fly

I'm not that Nyneave

I just want to find the gating technique

I'm more than a king

I'm more than a queen

I'm more than marath'damane

And it's not easy to be Asha'man

I know I can't cry

Or vomit on my knees

Even though saidin has that effect on me

I'm more than a king

I am the Dragon

I'm more than the Kinslayer

And it's not easy to be Lews Therin

Every where I go,

People get married

Or sometimes blow up

Bloody, flaming ta'vern

I am Aiel

My mother was queen

Being born I caused the Succession

And it's not easy to be a natural disaster

I'm a sheepherder

I'm a woolhead

And Aes Sedai

Have sworn fealty to me

I am the Coramor

I am the Car'a'can

And the Wise Ones, won't listen to me

I'm more than a king

I am the Dragon

I'm more than a queen

I'm the Kinslayer

More than a king

More than a queen

I am insane!