I DO NOT OWN THE WHEEL OF TIME. GOT IT? GOOD!!
This is a song spoof I made up. It's pretty bad, but oh well.
The Natural Disaster (Hero)
I know I can't fly
I'm not that Nyneave
I just want to find the gating technique
I'm more than a king
I'm more than a queen
I'm more than marath'damane
And it's not easy to be Asha'man
I know I can't cry
Or vomit on my knees
Even though saidin has that effect on me
I'm more than a king
I am the Dragon
I'm more than the Kinslayer
And it's not easy to be Lews Therin
Every where I go,
People get married
Or sometimes blow up
Bloody, flaming ta'vern
I am Aiel
My mother was queen
Being born I caused the Succession
And it's not easy to be a natural disaster
I'm a sheepherder
I'm a woolhead
And Aes Sedai
Have sworn fealty to me
I am the Coramor
I am the Car'a'can
And the Wise Ones, won't listen to me
I'm more than a king
I am the Dragon
I'm more than a queen
I'm the Kinslayer
More than a king
More than a queen
I am insane!
This is a song spoof I made up. It's pretty bad, but oh well.
The Natural Disaster (Hero)
I know I can't fly
I'm not that Nyneave
I just want to find the gating technique
I'm more than a king
I'm more than a queen
I'm more than marath'damane
And it's not easy to be Asha'man
I know I can't cry
Or vomit on my knees
Even though saidin has that effect on me
I'm more than a king
I am the Dragon
I'm more than the Kinslayer
And it's not easy to be Lews Therin
Every where I go,
People get married
Or sometimes blow up
Bloody, flaming ta'vern
I am Aiel
My mother was queen
Being born I caused the Succession
And it's not easy to be a natural disaster
I'm a sheepherder
I'm a woolhead
And Aes Sedai
Have sworn fealty to me
I am the Coramor
I am the Car'a'can
And the Wise Ones, won't listen to me
I'm more than a king
I am the Dragon
I'm more than a queen
I'm the Kinslayer
More than a king
More than a queen
I am insane!
