Disclaimer: I don't own Magic Kaito or the Pink Panther.

Question: Why has no one written a Magic Kaito/Pink Panther crossover yet? The Pink Panther is a large diamond that when you look in it, shows a leaping pink panther. What part of that does not pull a Sonoko and scream "STEAL ME KID!" The only things asking for Magic Kaito crossovers more that involve Pandora are Harry Potter and Fullmetal Alchemist. Damn the plunnies. Now I want to write a four-way crossover. Oh hell. Kaito could go after the Pink Panther because it sounds likely, but it's not Pandora, but he runs into a blond and somehow ends up telling him what he's after, how that follows seems obvious, and then they somehow end up at Hogwarts. I sense insanity not unlike the original 1967 Casino Royale. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it.


It had been quite simple really. Disguise self, take gem from clueless Clouseau, and flee the scene. It had been without a note, but he had been planning on leaving one and it was the thought that counted. Besides, this whole thing was so messed up to begin with. He had been watching Sir Charles's entire attempt to win the good graces of Princess Dala. And when they had all migrated down to Rome, so had he. And disguising as the Ambassador had been a stroke of genius. Disguising as the ambassador disguised as a gorilla.

Then everything had blown up in his face. Literally. Whoever brought the fireworks was to be condemned.

First he had successfully opened the safe, only to find that someone had already stolen the target. Then Sir Charles had knocked him out and stolen his gorilla suit, unmasking him in the process. He was woken up by a horde of stampeding policemen, a green jester/monster thing, a knight, and a zebra shouting something about catching a thief. They stormed past his hiding place and once they were gone, he quickly fled the scene. After changing into his Kaito Kid outfit of course.

But, being Kaito Kid, he just had to run into a fan.

Angela Dunning was blond, and… well, blond. She was blond. That was an apt enough description, was it not? And she saw him. And started freaking out. Considering how this woman had been fawning over the Princess, it was only natural that she do the same to him. It had been rather hard to escape her clutches, but once he had he was soaring over the city. Then he landed on a rooftop to watch a rather interesting car chase/four-way head-on collision. He and that old man.

And after that mess had been cleaned up, he decided that the Pink Panther could wait until another time.


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