Summary: Naruto's had it with team 7, all he wanted, all he really wanted was a friend or two. Well if that's to much to ask, then he'd just have to make his own.


AN: First story! Just taking a swing at things with a fairly simple idea. Please review with feedback! Hopefully by the time I'm finished writing I'll have an idea on how to write a fan-fiction with some grade of proficiency.

"Italics" Represent inner Sakura for now.


"Sasuke-kun, will you go to lunch with me?"

"...No"

"Sakura-chan! Will you go to lunch with me!?" As a response Naruto was punched in the face. This was a scene that was played out by team 7 almost every morning before team training, while they waited for their ever tardy Sensei, Hatake Kakashi. Today however, there would be a twist.

"... Sasuke?"

"Hn, what is it dobe?"

"Do you want to go to lunch with me?"

"NARUTO! How could you ask Sasuke-kun something like that!"

"N-n-not like that!" Too late, already another hit to the face. After getting back up Naruto looks to Sasuke, still expecting an answer.

"No."

"There! See dobe, Sasuke would never waste time with you when he could be spending time with his beautiful Sakura!" "YATTA!"

"He's not going with you either..."

"Yeah!... Well I'm sure he's just busy..." Sakura, now dejected needs something to take out her lack of self worth on, so she hits Naruto again... With some unexpected results. Results that would potentially change the future of the ninja world.

"FINE THEN! Seeing as neither of you ever want to be around me, or act like a team, or even try and be friends. I quit!" With this Naruto stormed off to the Hokage tower. Presumably to resign.

As the two Genin remained, shocked and awed in the training ground, Kakashi shunshined into the field with a wave.

"Um... Did I miss something?"