Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids, or Whose line
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???: Good evening and welcome to a Zoids version of " Whose Line is it Anyway?" On tonight's show... "Will I get paid?" Brad Hunter! "AHHH MY PTERAS!!" Jamie Hemeros! "You ate my cookie!" Leena Tauros! "And Courage with a sense of humor." Bit Cloud! Drew Carey couldn't make it, so I'm your host Max Leunam. Let's go have some fun! (runs down and sits in his seat) Hey everyone. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, just like future Polta/Fuma fics. If you never saw the show before, what happens is we have all the performers come up, they're gonna make everything up, right off the top of their heads, right in front of you. And then we give 'em points. I don't know why, we just do it. And at the end of the show, we pick a winner, the winner gets to do a little something special with me.
Audience: oooooooo..
Max: And the loser has to be forced to make more "How to kill the Champs" fics. Now let's go on to a game called " Let's make a date" Leena, you will be the contestant in some kind of dating show to pick three of the best bachelors in the world.. But you're stuck with these three..
Bit: Hey!
(Everyone sets up and reads their cards)
Max: Anyway, Leena if you're ready, take it away.
Leena: Bachelor #1, I love going out on a nice stroll on the beach. If we had to go on a tropical island for a vacation, what will it be?
Brad: (Bruce Wayne who later on becomes Batman) Well, I'm a really rich guy, so I would send us to a... (sees the Batsignal) .... ummmm I'm sorry. I have to go somewhere. I have a date with the .... nevermind. (runs backstage)
Leena: uh...huh..Why's HE here? Bachelor #2. I'm a girl who wants the ideal guy. But what do you want in a girl?
Jamie: (Police officer who thinks Leena is a prisoner safely behind bars) Well whoever it is, it certainly won't be you or any other law breaking punk friends of yours!
Leena: .....I wish I had my Gunsniper... Bachelor #3. If you were a fruit, what would you be?
Bit: (secretly hiding boxes of cookies from Leena) ..(nervously) Well I hope it's something that won't be pounded easily. (eats cookie) .. Not that I didn't do anything wrong...
Leena: .. Right.. Is bachlor #1 still here?
Brad: (walks out as Batman) Sorry, Brad couldn't make it. But I'm going to sit for him. Not that I'm bachelor #1 or anything, I'm just doing my job of being a good citizen to the town and ... (sees Joker) Joker! (runs to the audience and starts beating up Harry)
Jamie: (joins the fight) I won't stand anymore of your punk ass remarks! I'm placing you under arrest!!!
Bit: (drops boxes of cookies by accident) .. IT WASN'T ME!!! I MEAN I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE COOKIES TO YOU. BUT I WAS SO HUNGRY!! I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!!! I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!!! (runs backstage and acts like he's jumping off a cliff) aaaaaaaaaaaaa........
Max: ... That was just disturbing... (starts talking when everyone gets back to their seats) So Leena. You figure out who they are?
Leena: Well bachelor #1 is Batman.
Max: That's right!
Leena: Bachelor #2 is some old geezer who hates teenagers.
Max: Close enough.. He's a police officer who thinks you're a prisoner.
Leena: Oh... And bachelor #3 has.. something that belongs to me?
Max: mmmm good enough. (everyone goes back to their seats and everyone applauses) And I give 1000 points to the justice league up in their satellite. And Harry over there gets nothing..
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*Attention*
I need suggestion from you to get this show up and running. What I need from you is:
*Lines for Bit and Leena in Whose line
*What to sing for a Hoedown
*Scenes for Scenes from a Hat
*Scenes for 90 sec Alphabet, Film TV and Theater styles, Newsflash, Superheroes, World's Worst, Questions only, Quick Change, Multi Personalities and Narrate.
If I use your suggestion, then you will be mentioned at the credits part.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Author's note: So what do you think? If I screwed up anything or did anything that you think needs improvement, let me know. Please read and review.
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???: Good evening and welcome to a Zoids version of " Whose Line is it Anyway?" On tonight's show... "Will I get paid?" Brad Hunter! "AHHH MY PTERAS!!" Jamie Hemeros! "You ate my cookie!" Leena Tauros! "And Courage with a sense of humor." Bit Cloud! Drew Carey couldn't make it, so I'm your host Max Leunam. Let's go have some fun! (runs down and sits in his seat) Hey everyone. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, just like future Polta/Fuma fics. If you never saw the show before, what happens is we have all the performers come up, they're gonna make everything up, right off the top of their heads, right in front of you. And then we give 'em points. I don't know why, we just do it. And at the end of the show, we pick a winner, the winner gets to do a little something special with me.
Audience: oooooooo..
Max: And the loser has to be forced to make more "How to kill the Champs" fics. Now let's go on to a game called " Let's make a date" Leena, you will be the contestant in some kind of dating show to pick three of the best bachelors in the world.. But you're stuck with these three..
Bit: Hey!
(Everyone sets up and reads their cards)
Max: Anyway, Leena if you're ready, take it away.
Leena: Bachelor #1, I love going out on a nice stroll on the beach. If we had to go on a tropical island for a vacation, what will it be?
Brad: (Bruce Wayne who later on becomes Batman) Well, I'm a really rich guy, so I would send us to a... (sees the Batsignal) .... ummmm I'm sorry. I have to go somewhere. I have a date with the .... nevermind. (runs backstage)
Leena: uh...huh..Why's HE here? Bachelor #2. I'm a girl who wants the ideal guy. But what do you want in a girl?
Jamie: (Police officer who thinks Leena is a prisoner safely behind bars) Well whoever it is, it certainly won't be you or any other law breaking punk friends of yours!
Leena: .....I wish I had my Gunsniper... Bachelor #3. If you were a fruit, what would you be?
Bit: (secretly hiding boxes of cookies from Leena) ..(nervously) Well I hope it's something that won't be pounded easily. (eats cookie) .. Not that I didn't do anything wrong...
Leena: .. Right.. Is bachlor #1 still here?
Brad: (walks out as Batman) Sorry, Brad couldn't make it. But I'm going to sit for him. Not that I'm bachelor #1 or anything, I'm just doing my job of being a good citizen to the town and ... (sees Joker) Joker! (runs to the audience and starts beating up Harry)
Jamie: (joins the fight) I won't stand anymore of your punk ass remarks! I'm placing you under arrest!!!
Bit: (drops boxes of cookies by accident) .. IT WASN'T ME!!! I MEAN I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE COOKIES TO YOU. BUT I WAS SO HUNGRY!! I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!!! I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!!! (runs backstage and acts like he's jumping off a cliff) aaaaaaaaaaaaa........
Max: ... That was just disturbing... (starts talking when everyone gets back to their seats) So Leena. You figure out who they are?
Leena: Well bachelor #1 is Batman.
Max: That's right!
Leena: Bachelor #2 is some old geezer who hates teenagers.
Max: Close enough.. He's a police officer who thinks you're a prisoner.
Leena: Oh... And bachelor #3 has.. something that belongs to me?
Max: mmmm good enough. (everyone goes back to their seats and everyone applauses) And I give 1000 points to the justice league up in their satellite. And Harry over there gets nothing..
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*Attention*
I need suggestion from you to get this show up and running. What I need from you is:
*Lines for Bit and Leena in Whose line
*What to sing for a Hoedown
*Scenes for Scenes from a Hat
*Scenes for 90 sec Alphabet, Film TV and Theater styles, Newsflash, Superheroes, World's Worst, Questions only, Quick Change, Multi Personalities and Narrate.
If I use your suggestion, then you will be mentioned at the credits part.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Author's note: So what do you think? If I screwed up anything or did anything that you think needs improvement, let me know. Please read and review.
