Disclaimer: I don't own Gravity Falls or Little Witch Academia. That would be Disney and Netflix respectfully. If I was rich enough to own either company or the shows, I would make it more adult and this crossover would be on the silver screen.
A/N 1: This will be a more adult orientated take on both shows, with sex, violence, and swearing galore. If you don't like it, you don't have to read. You have been warned.
A/N 2: I have broken the 4th wall in this story, and may continue to do so in the future. The characters know we are the audience, and will do some exposition dumping on us. However, this is all background stuff that we as an audience need to know. They don't know what is going to happen in the story, so don't get confused. If you are still confused, you probably won't be after reading this chapter.
A/N 3: I don't have any experience between the sheets, so don't expect much out of any sex scenes I put in. The internet can only get you so far.
A/N 4: Hope you guys like this story. If you do, don't forget to like and follow the story, and if you really like it, or really don't like it, let me know in a review. I can take criticism, but only if its constructive. Any reviews that call this story trash (you all know the ones) will not be appreciated.
The Gravity Falls Little Witch Academia Crossover Spectacular
Chapter 1: Letters and Love, Oh My
Dipper, Mabel we think we found the source of the weirdness, come to Gravity Falls next summer.
4 long years have passed since Mason "Dipper" Pines and Mabel Pines have heard from their great uncles, Stanley and Stanford Pines. Since the Stan twins left on their adventure, Dipper and Mabel have not gone to Gravity Falls. They keep in touch with their friends of course through emails, calls, and letters, but they have not set foot in the town itself.
"In 4 years, this is all we get from them? I mean I'm happy for them, but seriously, they could have kept in touch better."
"Oh Dipper, your just jealous that you couldn't go with them."
"I am not. It just would have been nice to have some updates, that's all. And quit eating all the candy!"
Dipper and Mabel are sitting on Dipper's bed, reading the short letter their grunkles sent them, eating candy, and getting into a lighthearted sibling squabble. On the other side of the world, two other people are squabbling, although this one is anything but lighthearted.
"Dammit Diana, how many times do I have to tell you that we are sharing him? You can't just hog him. Besides, you're the one who came up with this arrangement."
"And the arrangement still stands. But I want more time with him."
"Excuse me girls, there is more than enough of me to go around."
"Oh can it."
Scene stops for a moment
Hello reader/listener/watcher/whatever. My name is Akko. What is that? How do I know you are there? I'm a witch, that's how. Anyways, you must be confused about what is happening. See, it all started four years ago, right around the time of the missile crisis. Word got out about how the head family of Appleton Academy hated witches. That caused a huge backlash among the people, cause, you know, we saved everyone. If that wasn't bad enough, word also got out about the same family wanted to start a war with their neighboring country. As a result, the government pulled their funding for the school and it was shut down.
I can take it from here Akko.
Diana? Oh, come on, it's bad enough were breaking the fourth wall, we don't need to fight doing it.
Then let me talk to them then.
*sigh* Fine.
Ok audience. My name is Diana. You should know that already though. After all, you've all seen the show on Netflix. If not, what are you doing reading fanfiction? Anyways, I digress. After the school was shut down, Akko, being the huge pain in the ass that she is, somehow got our school to let the miserable riffraff of that disturbing school in. To this day, I'm still not comfortable with that idea. *Shutter* Anyways, she turned our beloved school into a college like setting, separate dorms and all.
Yes I did, and to make a long story short, both Diana and myself fell in love with Andrew…and each other, and to prevent us from tearing each other apart, we entered into an arrangement that we could both date him…and each other…as long as we split the time evenly…unless we all want to converge between the sheets, because that's fucking awesome.
The sex is good, the fighting is not. Perhaps we should tell them about our knock down brawl.
Might as well show them what happened.
Pasto Flashbackicis
Flashback to 3 years ago (1 year after the boys moved in)
Diana is sitting with her friends at a table in the library, reading a book about the dangers of "black" magic. She has just gotten done with the part about the witches' curse when Akko storms into the library and makes a beeline for Diana.
"Diana, what the hell is wrong with you?"
Startled by Akko's tone of voice, and the fact that Akko just swore at her, Diana nervously puts her book down.
Standing up to feel less intimidated, Diana asks Akko, "What are you talking about?"
Akko, with a murderous look in her eyes, asks, "What the hell are you doing making out with my boyfriend? Andrew is mine. Stay away from him!"
Diana, not one to back down, says, "You two aren't exclusive. It was never even established that he was your boyfriend anyways. I like him too, and if I want him, I'll have him. Besides, being from a lower-class family, he probably sees you as nothing but a fling anyways."
That does it. Akko cocks her arm back before absolutely clocking Diana. Much to her surprise though, Diana manages to stay on her feet. Shocked, hurt, and enraged, Diana slugs Akko back. The two slug each other a few times before Akko jumps on Diana's back and gets her in a headlock. Quickly losing oxygen, Diana is forced to jump backwards, putting both Akko and herself though the table. The impact stuns Akko, forcing her to let go of Diana. The two catch their breath for a few seconds before Akko grabs a hold of Diana's hair, pulling it. Diana, really pissed at this point, clocks Akko with a back elbow, then jumps on her and rains down haymakers. Akko starts bleeding from a broken nose. Akko knees Diana in the stomach, then gets a lucky shot to Diana's face, breaking her nose in the process. The two roll around throwing punches at each other for a minute. Finally, the fight is stopped by the desire of their affections, Andrew himself, although it was only stopped when one of the girls (or maybe both of them) hit Andrew in the nuts.
Flashback ends
Now that you've seen the past, maybe we can get back to the situation at hand.
You can tell the author had fun writing this.
Yeah, a little TOO much fun.
Wait until he or she attempts to write a sex scene.
That will be better for us than that chaos…hopefully.
The present scene unfreezes
Diana and Akko look at each other, each bizarrely remembering their past brawl, and decide that they would rather not go for round 2.
"Okay, instead of fighting, why don't we all go into my room and discuss this privately" says Diana, with a wink.
Following the hint, Akko and Andrew simply nod. They follow Diana to her room for a little adult fun and to discuss the matter at hand.
While those 3 are doing the nasty, back on the other side of the world, Dipper and Mabel are getting ready for bed. Dipper sits in bed, unable to sleep just yet. Instead, he reads Journal #3, again. The original Journals were destroyed by Bill, but during the repairs of the Mystery Shack after weirdmageddon, Dipper had discovered that his Grunkle Stan had made a copy of Journal #3. His Grunkle Ford had promised him on the day he left Gravity Falls that he would make another Journal 1 and 2, but who knows if that will happen now. So, Dipper is stuck reading Journal #3, not that he minds much.
Maybe reading this will help me sleep. Man, I have mixed feeling about seeing Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford again. On the one hand, the fact that they're coming back means something big must be going down. On the other hand, they haven't kept in contact for 4 years. 4 long years! Well, there is one good thing about their return. Maybe they can give me advice about…that.
While Dipper is reading and trying to get some sleep, down the hall, Mabel, in her own room, is sitting in bed, on the phone with her friends, Candy and Grenda.
"So yeah, I'm coming back to Gravity Falls in a couple of weeks. Already got permission from mom and dad. Dipper coming to, it's gonna be fun. Were gonna probably go on some grand adventure with our Grunkles. Don't worry though, I'll be sure to visit you guys too."
"That's awesome. Can't wait!" shouts Grenda.
"Yes, I can't wait either. Oh, speaking of Dipper, how's his love life been? Still available?" asks Candy.
Mabel can just imagine the blush on Candy's face. It's going to break her heart to tell her, but it must be done.
"Actually no. He's seeing someone. Although, its slow going, and I think she's ready to go to the next step. Sorry Candy."
"Oh, I see" says Candy.
Mabel and Grenda can hear the disappointment in Candy's voice, and are surprised to hear her say, "Well, I'm happy for him. He's shy, but cute and nice. He deserves someone. So, who is he seeing? Anybody we would know?"
Before Mabel can answer, she hears her mother knock on her door and open it.
"Mabel, it's time to go to sleep. I know it's almost summer and you're excited, but you still need some sleep. Besides, I think your brother needs your help with something tomorrow. Can't tell you what though. Lord knows he won't tell me or your dad. Besides, were going out to breakfast tomorrow morning. Its mandatory."
"Okay mom, be done in a sec."
Mabel turns her attention to her conversation with her friends.
"Sorry guys, I got to go. Busy morning apparently. I'll talk to you guys later."
"Okay, bye Mabel" says Grenda.
"Yes, bye Mabel. Can't wait to see you this summer. It's gonna be fun" says Candy.
Both Grenda and Candy hang up. Mabel plugs her phone into the charger and shuts off her light. As she does so, she hears two different sounds of snoring. One is her dad's and one is Dipper's.
Bro-Bro finally got to sleep. Good. He needs it. Goodnight Dipper. Goodnight mom and dad.
Mabel closes her eyes and drifts off into a peaceful sleep.
