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Answer

By:

CrazyGirlOfManyNames

Naruto: Hi, it's Uzumaki Naruto and I'm not home right now because I'm training to bring Sasuke back and become Hokage. Leave a message at the sound of the beep and I'll try to get back to you (Unless you're someone I don't like).

Sunday, May 25th Messages

Message 1:

Ichigo: Yo, Naruto, you so promised to train with me. Please tell me you didn't forget!

Message 2:

Tomoyo: Hello, Naruto-san, I finished making the outfit that you wanted for you. When will you be by to get it or are you still training with Jiraiya-sama?

Message 3:

Luffy: NARUTO YOU PROMISED TO GO RESTAURANT HOPPING WITH ME!

Nami: THE PHONE IS FOR IMPORTANT THINGS, DUMBASS. YOU'RE WASTING MONEY…

Message 4:

Anju: Naruto-san, you promised you come and play with me.

Message 5:

Botan: Naruto-kun, Koenma-sama needs you for that hero meeting tomorrow at noon.

Message 6:

Kagura: NARUTO YOU PROMISED ME A DATE!

Message 7:

Tatsuki: Naruto, you told me that you would teach some more of your fighting moves.

Message 8:

Luffy: Naruto, seriously, show up soon.

Sanji: DUMBASS, LUNCH IS READY! AND NAMI-SAN TOLD YOU TO STAY OFF THE PHONE!

Message 9:

Yuuko: About that wish…

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Message 10:

Gaara: Come and visit soon, we should have a spar.

Message 11:

Urahara: Are you sure you don't want me to train you?

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Message 12:

Ino: Hey, Naruto, you said you would help out at the flower shop…GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE.

Message 13:

Hinata: … (Clank)

Message 14:

Tenten: Wanna train with me today? Neji is being a stuck up prick wanting to train at the Hyuuga Compound.

Message 15:

Temari: Hey, Naruto have you seen Shikamaru? I think he's hiding from me.

Message 16:

Itachi: Will you call our merciless creator to ask him why I HAD TO FRICKING DIE!?

Message 17:

Sasuke: Ignore Itachi; he's just a sore loser.

Itachi: Foolish little brother.

Message 18:

Kishimoto: Naruto, be at the studio. The new chapter is going to be great!

Message 19:

Craze: It's me, uh, are you sure you can't threaten my cousins a little bit?

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Message 20:

Craze: PLEASE!!

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Message 21:

Fangirl: OMG MARRY ME!

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"Geez, Naruto I didn't know you know so many people," said Sakura.

"Uh, yeah, I need to call back Ichigo, Luffy, Tomoyo-chan, Tatsuki-chan-kun, Anju-chan, Botan-chan, Ino-chan, Tenten-chan, and Kishimoto-sensei," said Naruto.

"Naruto, why do all those girls get –chan at the end of their names," said Sakura, twitching.

"Uh, I gotta go," said Naruto, running out of his apartment.

"Naruto, there you are," said Botan, on her floating oar. "Koenma, needs the Hero United members, apparently some bad guys need to be beat."

"Naruto! You need to come with me to the flower shop," yelled Ino, running up to him and Botan.

"NO WAY HE HAS TO TRAIN WITH ME," said Tenten, loudly. As the three girls argued, Naruto slipped off and went to meet up with Ichigo and Luffy. Females are dangerous especially for Naruto who adores them all.

End.