If you get confused with the names, sorry lol.


"Alright guys, ready?" One – One asked.

The other four nodded.

"Okay. We've been through the exercises. We got this. Lock and load."


And so they did. As they practiced, they split up into three. One – One went straight, One – Two and Three went to the left and the others right. They silently moved, their guns raised, carefully maneuvering around obstacles and checking all their corners. Suddenly, shots rang out. The team quickly relayed their statuses.

"This is One – Two. We are engaging the enemies, over. We got a cheap ass P90 'spray and pray' idiot here. Double Tap and Bandolier, probably. What an ass."

"Do you need assistance, One – Two?" One – One asked.

"No, we're- FUCK, THERE'S A FUCKING CAMPER."

One – Five sighed. "He's camping on the top of that stupid arch huh?"

Waiting to respawn, One – Two grunted. "Yeah. This is why I hate District. That stupid arch always gets me."

"Got 'em, One – Two. You can try and outflank them to knife the little prick after he respawns if you want." One – Three replied.

"Maybe. Hey One –Four, you got someone coming from the right. In the little sidewalk from the street."

"Yeah, I see him." One – Four confirmed. Grinning, he armed his grenade launcher. "This is for noob tubing me last round, motherfucker!"

One – Two laughed. "You got him with direct impact. Nice one man." Finally respawning, One – Two went to hunt down the camper. Of course, he succeeded.

One – Five threw a grenade in the direction of the cluster of red dots on his radar. He got three kills.

"One – Five, that was sexy." One – One said.

"I try." One – Five replied nonchalantly.

"Hey, regroup everyone. Looks like we wiped out everyone temporarily." One – One said.

So they did. Of course, they made it blatantly obvious. So a player on the team thought that they were so incredibly smart and was like "wow what a bunch of idiots, standing in a group like that" and threw a grenade, without cooking, of course, because he was the noob tuber who was so used to just shooting and expecting some kills. As soon as the pin was pulled, the One team scattered immediately and the noob tuber died, from the bullets and from the embarrassment of screwing up an easy 5 kill grenade.

One – Three chuckled as he saw that the noob tuber got team-killed for epic failing. "Team-kills always make me laugh."

Of course, hearing that comment, One – Five decided to knife him. One – Three lol'd.

One Three went to flank the other team. However, One – Three squeezed off one shot from his G3 and saw the hated red square and white cross. "Goddammit, we got a Juggernaut jackass here." One – Three had forgotten to reload and was killed by the Juggernaut user. One – One avenged him by planting a C4 on the player and blowing him up.

One – Two was casually walking around the marketplace, as if he were actually browsing for some fruit, casually knifing anyone who happened to try to shoot him. "Dude, we're playing a bunch of noobs."

"Yeah, I know." One – One said, headshotting another person with the MP44, earning a 20 kill streak. "Just a couple more matches and I can get rid of this MP44 and get the golden AK."

"You haven't gotten it yet?" One – Five asked. "I've gotten all the golden weapons already."

"Yeah well, I don't have wonderful accuracy. Have you seen my accuracy rate? It's like 12.32%."

"Aw guys, I got owned with Last Stand." One – Four said.

"Cheap."

"He was all the way down the hill of the street."

"Pro." One – Three commented.

"Score's 90 – 630. Is this even fair?" One – Five asked.

"Yeah well, at least it'll make them want to be better."

"Or make them want to hide from this game forever."

They all laughed.

In the end, the score was 100 – 750. The One team won. The noobs complained.


"Maybe next time, we should just run around with pistols."

"I did that once. We still won."

"Oh yeah. The other team got all pissy about it too."

"Haha, yeah, that was fun."