Dfp: WHAT THE HELL!
Cw: WHO FUCKING SENT THAT VIRUS?! IT GOT RID OF OUR STORY! OH WELL WE"LL START HERE! DAMMIT!
Ryou: (slides in) HULLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(runs into a wall)
Dfp: tsk tsk I TOLD you to put the sugar away.
Cw: peh well I thought id be 'scientific'.
Bakura: (is just there) you all will die BY MY HANDS! (twitches)
Cw:....spas.
Bakura: shutup.
Cw: ok.
Ryou: (sweatdrop)
Dfp: REVIEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Ok:
Flora- well since jay got to ask questions i do too right Jay?Jay?
Jay-*is glaring at bakura* you were not supposed to like it...
Flora-^_^' this proves my theory that jay is crazy!
Jay-V.M.!
*V.M. appears out of nowhere*
Jay- V.M. can you pwetty pwease kill bakura...i don't want get my goldfish crackers bloody blood and cheese don't mix.
V.M.-WHAT!?
Flora- JAY NO KILLING THE BISHONEN! and just dye V.M.'s hair green and give him brown contacts and he'd look just like bakura
Jay-*gasps* you're right!
V.M.-Why'd you tell her that!?
Flora- okay the questions *ignores the wierd scene in the background* first off Ryou is your hair a light light light light blue? and Bakura aintcha glad i stopped jay?aintcha?
Jay-FINISHED *Pushes V.M. close to bakura*
Flora- CUTE TWINS! CUTE TWINS!
Jay- ^_^ i'm so smurt!
Flora- oh yeah this fic is AWESOME!
~ our dear friends, THETWOTERRORS
Ryou: uhm..well, it USED to be blue when I was like....three...i guess its changing again...
Dfp: maybe it'll turn green!
Ryou: oh please god no.
Bakura: happy?! HAPPY?! HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY?!...well yeah I guess.
Cw: (sweatdrop)
Dfp: HURRAY! Plushie llama fer jay, flora, and v.m.!
All: YEAH! (dissepears)
Cw: cool ok. Here we go:
BSR:Ok I want to give presents! To Bakura I give 100 flame thowers and LEATHER PANTS?! Where did these come from?!
Yami Red(YR):ME!
'BSR:-__-' Ok. To Ryou I give a halo and a hug!
YR:Why Ryou?! He's not even sexy like my Bakura!
BSR:Shut up! Also,Ryou are you an angel?
YR:Gr! Bakura,can I have a kiss? A french kiss?
BSR:Ew! YR! that's GROSS!
YR:HEY! Bakura is just fine!
BSR:No the kissing part!
YR:Pfft! Well,I'm sure we were ment for eachother Bakura! Because I'm a 5,0 year old Tomb Robber too!
BSR:She's not as phsyco as you though.
YR:Shut up or I'll try to kill you again! This time I won't hold back and I'll be so powerful that the whole world will bow down to me! Yami Red! Mwuhahahaha!
BSR:Ok maybe she is.
YR:HA! Also, another present for Bakura. I just sent everyone to the Shadow Realm! Mwuhahahaha!
BSR:Well,see ya! ~hopefully our new other friends, BloodShedRed and Yami Red...yeah. COOL I ROCK AT SPELLING!
Ryou: YAY! OUR FIRST PRESENTS! YIPEEEEEEEEEE! (gets the hug and halo) I feel loved.
Bakura: (drool) fire.....pretty...(lights a random notebook on fire) 0.0 pretty..(drool)
Cw: HEY! THAT"S MINE! (snaches the notebook and blows out fire)
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOO! MY PRECOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-----(gets the french kiss) ....ah?
Dfp: here ya go! (chucks leather pants at bakura wacking him in da face)
Bakura: ah? (WACK) OW!!!!!
Dfp: LLAMAS FER BLOODSHEDRED AND YAMIRED!
Both; cool. (POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF)
Bakura: hey look! The shadowrealm says..NO VACANCY...?...oh.! COOL!
Dfp: haha.
Cw: LOOK! ANOTHER! (jumps to grab the review)
Dfp: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (grabs it) HAHA!
Cw: (pouts)..(gains control again) HMPH!
Dfp: OK!:
hey srry 4 e-mailing u but my computer wont let me review! lol! it's me lil'misao. i wanna here them sing "i'm too sexy" song! Also bakura u can marry me! in some contries u can marry young! or at least date me! if u say no i will french kiss u,marik,and ryou!
~our long timely friend (I think) lil'misao
Bakura: sure ill date you.
Cw: SING FIRST! Ok.
Dfp: hold up! (says it so 'gansta' style that everyoneeslse stares) what?! I THINK.
Bakura: will miricles never cease?
Dfp: maybe we should finish reviews, THEN do the sexy song! Oh, ryou grow up (ryou flinched at sexy)
Cw: sounds good to me.
Dfp: heres the LLAMA for lil'misao!
Lil'misao: coooool yeah. (hangs around)
Cw: HAHA! I READ THIS ONE! MY TURN! (gains control)..ok:
...Tis I! Vicky Lupin, resident ff.net sexy black chic! ::evil grin:: And I bring questions! ^_^ Ryou, Tell your yami that if he doesn't wise up and marry me soon, I'll marry Marik. He can help me take over da world too. Also...where are you from?
Bakura, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?! Either you marry me and we take over da world as husband and wife, or I
can marry MARIK! ::kisses Bakura again, like before:: Think about THAT, then answer! . From, a rather
impatient, Vicky Lupin (Soon to be Mrs. Bakura ((or Ishtar)) )
~ who is a nother longly friend, Vicky Lupin!
Dfp: my aunt's name is vicky...COOL!
Cw: TMI! TMI DFP!
Dfp: woops sorry.
Ryou: umm ok bakura hurry up and marry her or else she'll marry marik and stuff and you'll be like, 'I so hate him..' and stuff I think.
Bakura: GAH! (wacks dfp) YOU BAKA!
Dfp: sorry! But you guyses wil haf to go somewhere else for marriing cuz I don't do that. Sorry yes I do suck but in dares I don't accept marrying dares only dates or you can take them home but anything but marrying..i can do.
Bakura: (thinks) youre weak.
Cw: peh FINALLY!
Dfp: SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! But I wont do it. But heres a LLAMA any way..sorry....
Vl: ......
Ryou: OH! Um I come fron London, England. Yup.
Vl: (poofs)
Dfp: (looks sad) oh well.......i don't like refusing requests...........
Cw: hey, you two! You gotta sing!
Ryou/bakura: !!!!!
Dfp: HEY! That's right! Ok start----
Cw: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dfp: ?
Cw: bakura wear your leather and ryou your halo, and they can sing it while the stage is on fire!
Ryou: WHAT?! (horror)
Bakura: WHAT?! (likes the fire part)
Dfp: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Cw: OK! (sets stage on fire) START!
Birdie/Ryou:
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Fame, fame, I love my (???) Oh
I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan Milan, New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model Ya know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk On the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk
Don't hate me I'm just like you but better looking Don't hate me, please
I'm too sexy for my bike Too sexy for my bike Too sexy to hike
I can hike
And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat Whatcha think about that?
I'm a model You know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the Catwalk On the catwalk yeah I shake my little toosh on the catwalk
Too sexy for my Too sexy for my Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model ya know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk I shake my little toosh on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my dog Too sexy for my dog Poor bow-wow-wog (dog barks twice)
I'm too sexy for my "A" Too sexy for my "A" Dave's going to leave me!
And I'm too sexy for this song!
Dfp: SORRY THERE WERE NO COMMENTS PROMISE WE'LL DO IT OVER BUT I GOTTA GO OR I WILL BE BURNED BY MY GRANDMOTHER AND HER EVIL TURKEY!!!
Bakura: SOMEBODY STOP ME!
Cw: AND STOP SENDING VIRUSES THAT"S WHY WE TOOK SO FURKIN LONG!
Cw: WHO FUCKING SENT THAT VIRUS?! IT GOT RID OF OUR STORY! OH WELL WE"LL START HERE! DAMMIT!
Ryou: (slides in) HULLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(runs into a wall)
Dfp: tsk tsk I TOLD you to put the sugar away.
Cw: peh well I thought id be 'scientific'.
Bakura: (is just there) you all will die BY MY HANDS! (twitches)
Cw:....spas.
Bakura: shutup.
Cw: ok.
Ryou: (sweatdrop)
Dfp: REVIEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Ok:
Flora- well since jay got to ask questions i do too right Jay?Jay?
Jay-*is glaring at bakura* you were not supposed to like it...
Flora-^_^' this proves my theory that jay is crazy!
Jay-V.M.!
*V.M. appears out of nowhere*
Jay- V.M. can you pwetty pwease kill bakura...i don't want get my goldfish crackers bloody blood and cheese don't mix.
V.M.-WHAT!?
Flora- JAY NO KILLING THE BISHONEN! and just dye V.M.'s hair green and give him brown contacts and he'd look just like bakura
Jay-*gasps* you're right!
V.M.-Why'd you tell her that!?
Flora- okay the questions *ignores the wierd scene in the background* first off Ryou is your hair a light light light light blue? and Bakura aintcha glad i stopped jay?aintcha?
Jay-FINISHED *Pushes V.M. close to bakura*
Flora- CUTE TWINS! CUTE TWINS!
Jay- ^_^ i'm so smurt!
Flora- oh yeah this fic is AWESOME!
~ our dear friends, THETWOTERRORS
Ryou: uhm..well, it USED to be blue when I was like....three...i guess its changing again...
Dfp: maybe it'll turn green!
Ryou: oh please god no.
Bakura: happy?! HAPPY?! HAPPYHAPPYHAPPY?!...well yeah I guess.
Cw: (sweatdrop)
Dfp: HURRAY! Plushie llama fer jay, flora, and v.m.!
All: YEAH! (dissepears)
Cw: cool ok. Here we go:
BSR:Ok I want to give presents! To Bakura I give 100 flame thowers and LEATHER PANTS?! Where did these come from?!
Yami Red(YR):ME!
'BSR:-__-' Ok. To Ryou I give a halo and a hug!
YR:Why Ryou?! He's not even sexy like my Bakura!
BSR:Shut up! Also,Ryou are you an angel?
YR:Gr! Bakura,can I have a kiss? A french kiss?
BSR:Ew! YR! that's GROSS!
YR:HEY! Bakura is just fine!
BSR:No the kissing part!
YR:Pfft! Well,I'm sure we were ment for eachother Bakura! Because I'm a 5,0 year old Tomb Robber too!
BSR:She's not as phsyco as you though.
YR:Shut up or I'll try to kill you again! This time I won't hold back and I'll be so powerful that the whole world will bow down to me! Yami Red! Mwuhahahaha!
BSR:Ok maybe she is.
YR:HA! Also, another present for Bakura. I just sent everyone to the Shadow Realm! Mwuhahahaha!
BSR:Well,see ya! ~hopefully our new other friends, BloodShedRed and Yami Red...yeah. COOL I ROCK AT SPELLING!
Ryou: YAY! OUR FIRST PRESENTS! YIPEEEEEEEEEE! (gets the hug and halo) I feel loved.
Bakura: (drool) fire.....pretty...(lights a random notebook on fire) 0.0 pretty..(drool)
Cw: HEY! THAT"S MINE! (snaches the notebook and blows out fire)
Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOO! MY PRECOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-----(gets the french kiss) ....ah?
Dfp: here ya go! (chucks leather pants at bakura wacking him in da face)
Bakura: ah? (WACK) OW!!!!!
Dfp: LLAMAS FER BLOODSHEDRED AND YAMIRED!
Both; cool. (POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF)
Bakura: hey look! The shadowrealm says..NO VACANCY...?...oh.! COOL!
Dfp: haha.
Cw: LOOK! ANOTHER! (jumps to grab the review)
Dfp: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (grabs it) HAHA!
Cw: (pouts)..(gains control again) HMPH!
Dfp: OK!:
hey srry 4 e-mailing u but my computer wont let me review! lol! it's me lil'misao. i wanna here them sing "i'm too sexy" song! Also bakura u can marry me! in some contries u can marry young! or at least date me! if u say no i will french kiss u,marik,and ryou!
~our long timely friend (I think) lil'misao
Bakura: sure ill date you.
Cw: SING FIRST! Ok.
Dfp: hold up! (says it so 'gansta' style that everyoneeslse stares) what?! I THINK.
Bakura: will miricles never cease?
Dfp: maybe we should finish reviews, THEN do the sexy song! Oh, ryou grow up (ryou flinched at sexy)
Cw: sounds good to me.
Dfp: heres the LLAMA for lil'misao!
Lil'misao: coooool yeah. (hangs around)
Cw: HAHA! I READ THIS ONE! MY TURN! (gains control)..ok:
...Tis I! Vicky Lupin, resident ff.net sexy black chic! ::evil grin:: And I bring questions! ^_^ Ryou, Tell your yami that if he doesn't wise up and marry me soon, I'll marry Marik. He can help me take over da world too. Also...where are you from?
Bakura, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?! Either you marry me and we take over da world as husband and wife, or I
can marry MARIK! ::kisses Bakura again, like before:: Think about THAT, then answer! . From, a rather
impatient, Vicky Lupin (Soon to be Mrs. Bakura ((or Ishtar)) )
~ who is a nother longly friend, Vicky Lupin!
Dfp: my aunt's name is vicky...COOL!
Cw: TMI! TMI DFP!
Dfp: woops sorry.
Ryou: umm ok bakura hurry up and marry her or else she'll marry marik and stuff and you'll be like, 'I so hate him..' and stuff I think.
Bakura: GAH! (wacks dfp) YOU BAKA!
Dfp: sorry! But you guyses wil haf to go somewhere else for marriing cuz I don't do that. Sorry yes I do suck but in dares I don't accept marrying dares only dates or you can take them home but anything but marrying..i can do.
Bakura: (thinks) youre weak.
Cw: peh FINALLY!
Dfp: SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! But I wont do it. But heres a LLAMA any way..sorry....
Vl: ......
Ryou: OH! Um I come fron London, England. Yup.
Vl: (poofs)
Dfp: (looks sad) oh well.......i don't like refusing requests...........
Cw: hey, you two! You gotta sing!
Ryou/bakura: !!!!!
Dfp: HEY! That's right! Ok start----
Cw: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dfp: ?
Cw: bakura wear your leather and ryou your halo, and they can sing it while the stage is on fire!
Ryou: WHAT?! (horror)
Bakura: WHAT?! (likes the fire part)
Dfp: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Cw: OK! (sets stage on fire) START!
Birdie/Ryou:
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
Fame, fame, I love my (???) Oh
I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan Milan, New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model Ya know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk On the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk
Don't hate me I'm just like you but better looking Don't hate me, please
I'm too sexy for my bike Too sexy for my bike Too sexy to hike
I can hike
And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat Whatcha think about that?
I'm a model You know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the Catwalk On the catwalk yeah I shake my little toosh on the catwalk
Too sexy for my Too sexy for my Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model ya know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk I shake my little toosh on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my dog Too sexy for my dog Poor bow-wow-wog (dog barks twice)
I'm too sexy for my "A" Too sexy for my "A" Dave's going to leave me!
And I'm too sexy for this song!
Dfp: SORRY THERE WERE NO COMMENTS PROMISE WE'LL DO IT OVER BUT I GOTTA GO OR I WILL BE BURNED BY MY GRANDMOTHER AND HER EVIL TURKEY!!!
Bakura: SOMEBODY STOP ME!
Cw: AND STOP SENDING VIRUSES THAT"S WHY WE TOOK SO FURKIN LONG!
