**Hey! This is my first fanfiction, I hope you enjoy! This is purely made of crack… tons of it. There are tons of random pairings in this and if you would like a specific one, you can request any crack/fan pairings. This is really messed up and has nothing to do with the manga or anime at all. Also if you don't like crack fanfictions or any ideas in this, don't read. **some cussing**
Enjoy the Randomness!
-Dear Diary,
Today the love of my life, Ciel Phantomhive, called me a brat. I am not a brat. I am just a whiny, annoying, kid that gets everything I want. Ciel thinks he's so great because he has a steamy, dreamy, butler. Well, guess what? I am far more superior because I have an A-Ma-Zing Butler named Claude. He's great when he's not kissing Sebastian's ass.
Later on this evening after that imbecile and his butler left, Grell came. Grell came to tell me something very, very important. To be perfectly honest, I hate Grell. I hate his stupid hair, stupid voice, stupid clothes, and most of his husband William. Anyway, Grell visited me today to tell me he was preggers! I do not understand how this freak can be pregnant and lost his virginity before I have… besides I'm pretty sure that he's a guy. At least I try to think he's a guy. Who knows? With red hair and a whiny voice like that it's difficult to be sure.
At around midnight I left my house to visit my ciellie wellie. I already saw him this morning, but after a couple hours I finally came up with a comeback to tell him after calling me a brat. I climbed up his house and jumped in the bathroom window and snuck into his bedroom. When I got into his room, Ciel was asleep so I jumped on his bed in a desperate attempt to wake him up. Once Ciel saw me on top of him, he started screaming at me to get the fuck out of his mansion… Because I hate him so much, I remained on top of him laughing evilly until Sebastian barged in the room to rescue Ciel. Sebastian picked me up with ease and carried me out the door and Ciel followed him down the stairs and flashed me the middle finger before Sebastian shut the front door in my face.
After that incident I was sitting on Ciel's front steps until my butler finally came to pick me up. Once Claude pulled up into the driveway, he threw the door open and started yelling at me to stop being so irresponsible and that I shouldn't be sneaking into my arch enemy's house at 12 in the morning. Whatever.
**Sorry this is a bit short, but it's a diary so the entries are smaller than a chapter would be. So because of how short these are I'll try to update 2 chapters a day! (If I'm not being lazy xD)
R&R please!
