Blame Adult Cartoons
As we knew a lot of TV shows are in bad quality recently, and parents as paranoid they are often found scapegoats to being avoided of being "Bad Parents" Mostly, blaming on adult cartoon shows like Family Guy and South Park...WHICH KIDS SHOULDN'T WATCHED ALONE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
It's
not that I have anything against these shows, I just hate
irresponsible parents that blame TV on the stuff they did. So,
I decide to use a satire of a satire from a song from one of my
favorite films "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and uncut."
Which they blamed on Canada... South Park (c) belongs to the
mighty Trey Parker and Matt Stone in hope they can forgive me.
Times have changed, the
Toons are getting worse...
They won't obey the network, they just
want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the ratings on TV?
NO!
Blame Adult Cartoons! Blame Adult Cartoons!
For their big Anime eyes, their foul mouths so full of lies.
Blame Adult Cartoons! Blame Adult Cartoons!
We must form a full assault; it's those DARN SHOWS FAULT!
Don't blame me, for Superman, he saw those darn cartoons, and he's off to join the Klan!
And the Disney shows once had great sequels on their shelves, but next when we saw them, they told us to #! ourselves!
Well, Blame Adult Cartoon! Blame Adult Cartoons!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since those shows debuted along...
Blame Adult Cartoon! Blame Adult Cartoons!
They're not even really funny anyway...
My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue...
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctor who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Blame Adult Cartoon! Blame Adult Cartoons!
For that raunchy hullabaloo, and that dead bitch Mary Kay Bergman too...
Blame Adult Cartoons! Shame on those rude cartoons!
The smut we must stop...
The trash we must smash...
Laughter and fun...
must all be undone...
We must blame them and cause a fuss...
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
The End!
Note: Mary Kay Bergman was the original voice actor for all the female characters before she committed suicide; hope no one's feels iffy about it!
