Matched (Extended Edition)
(( The extended version of the Teen titans Go! episode "Matched!" Hope it doesn't turn out to be a Bullshit))
CHAPTER 1: Apologies... Accepted?
Robin lost his beloved Starfire for that bloody Love Calculator. Raven and Beast Boy's wedding broke up for that damn Love Calculator.
That blasted Cy matched Star with Aa-qua man, and now Star and BB are fighting over a Scratching Post!?
O.O
Robin couldn't stand this any longer. He kicked Cy's butt so hard with his deadly Kung Fu stunts, and Rae finished him off with such harsh "Azarath Metrion Zithos"- he had been hospitalized for ... er ... 3 weeks (!)
All his systems broke, so he had to update everything, let alone the Love Calculator.
Cy declared that the Calculator thingy is as good as new, but he swore he would NEVER use it again. Or he'd change his name and keep something so lame that he couldn't think of at the moment.
But Robin was Too Curious. He said fumbling, " Sorry, Cy, about the last day... As all your systems have been updated... Would you PLEASE try it again...? " Cyborg revolted before Robin could finish, " Wo wo-ow, dude! AAnything but that...!", trembling with fear.
"Not even for your Favorite fresh 'n juicy delicious MEATBALLS?" added BB.
"Aw... That's so sweet!..." said Cy. "... But when did you become a Cannibal, BB?"
Beast Boy said, " Who said I'm gonna eat! All is yours..."
Robin added with a more flattery tone, " ...Yeah buddy, all is yours..."
Cy said, "Well, I don't know..."
Raven said,
"Yeah, whatever."
