In the village of Konohagakure, there lives two young males, Kazume Uchiha, the adopted son of Itachi Uchiha, and Yasha Hozuki, one of the adopted children of Suigetsu Hozuki (though they already had the Hozuki name.) "Hey, Yash. What should we do today?"

"I dunno Kazu, what do you want to do today?"
"We can shoot up a sch- I mean go gas some Je- I mean go kill some bandits."

"Great idea!" The two, wearing nothing but a speedo for some reason, go on there way.

"We're going to kill bandits, in our special speedos!" sings Yasha.
"They're going to die, because… uhm, something, something, something," chimes in Kazu. He was super duper excited for some reason, like he always is. Him and Yasha had been friends for sometime, but haven't done anything adventurous as of late, as was excited to finally be doing something fun.

Yasha is excited to finally go do something exciting for the first time in a while. He is ecstatic over the fact he gets to hang out with his best friend.

"We're going to have so much fun!" Within the next hour, they would be slaying bandits and village villains.

That hour passed, and when they arrived, everyone at the camp was napping. "So, Kazu, are we making this a contest, or, free range with what we kill? Because I will not hesitate to shoot all those assholes in their sleep with a Water Bullet."
"Well, Yash, I think this can be a simple slaughter. We kill all these bandits and we get heralded as heroes when we return."

"Well, Kazu, let's start." After he says that, he runs in and slits most of their throats in their sleep. Kazume starts to bite some of their necks and drinks some blood.

"Kazume, you really should stop drinking random people's blood. You might get AIDS."
"Oh, Yasha, you never make any sense." He then finishes off the last of them, burning the bodies and the camp. "Alright, now, let's return. Itachi is probably worrying where I am."
"Okay, Kazume. I should probably return to Suigetsu and my sister Tei." From there, they walk home together, parting ways at the village entrance.

I hope you enjoyed. This was my first official fanfic. It obviously isn't complete, but I hope for it to be. It is based on a Role Play group I'm in.

Name: Kazume Uchiha (Originally Tagako)

Age: 14

Chakra Nature: Lightning

Appearance: Red, shoulder length hair; dark, deep red eyes; red hoodie and a skull necklace, which almost resembles a choker.

Name: Yasha Hozuki

Age: 15

Chakra Nature: Water

Appearance: Black, neck length hair; Blue eyes; A black hoodie and sharp teeth.