So this is just a bunch of parodies with MARY-Sue's, OOC, spelling and grammar mistakes. IT'S A PARODY!
O-M-G! So today I saw this purse and it was like 80% off. *Squeals* IT'S MADE OUT OF CROCODILE SKIN! Boo to saving animals! Yeah to Gossip Girl life!
Oh yeah.
My name, is, the most fab name of all. I bet your already jealous. *Giggles*
IT'S RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE!
I knew it! You are SO jealous!
See, my daddy's a rich and famous contractor! He kills animals! HE'S MY HERO!
Back to my story.
So I was like walking through this horrid camp called Camp Half-Blood.
I mean seriously, no private limos, or clubs, or anything COOL!
You might ask, how did the fab Rachel Elizabeth Dare get in such a horrid place? I-It's very sad.
See, there was this evil god called Apollo. AND HE KIDNAPPED ME! Then he stuffed this Orange from the Deli or something like that down into my body and now I'M STUCK HERE
FOREVER! I have perfect memory, so I should know.
Or that's what he told me. I ran to my daddy crying and to make it up for me, he sent me to my most favorite school in the world!
CLARION'S FINISHING SCHOOL FOR LADIES!
I was soooooooooo excited. I mean come on! Don't you want to learn sewing and wear dresses EVERYDAY?! I do!
But at the end of the year, I had to go back to the camp that I'm forced to do horrible labor in.
What type of labor?
Spout out prophecies. It hurts I tell you! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH PAIN!
I thought once I was going to die.
So did my bff NICO DI ANGELO!
Back to the story.
So I was walking through the camp, when someone screams.
"RACHEL!"
I turn around, and I see...
...
...
THE HOTTEST GUY ON EARTH!
A.K.A. Percy Jackson.
His shaggy jet black hair blew in the wind, revealing those gorgeous sea green eyes. His muscles bulged under his shirt. He was just perfect. *Sighs*
"RACHEL! I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK!" he screams.
See, Percy's the only cool thing about Camp.
He gives me a bear hug and kisses me on the lips.
HE IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND!
Behind him, I see the devil... ANNABEL!
Wait... That doesn't sound right.
Annali? Anna? Bethany? Bethanna? WELL WHO CARES?!
Tee hee.
Her gray eyes wanted to kill me. You can ask, how do I know? BECAUSE I CAN READ MINDS!
I know, I'm perfect.
Anna-whatever Girl starts to run, ready to grab my hair. BUT I HAVE AN INVISIBLE, RANDOM FORCE FIELD!
She bounces back as she collides with the force field.
She stands up, and shakes her fist at me.
"This isn't the end, Raquel!"
I sniffed. She didn't even know my name!
Percy turns around, his eyes glaring with hatred.
"ANNIE BELL LEAVE!" he screams. Annie Bell starts to cry.
"B-but I thought you loved me!"
"No!" Percy screams. "I love the most perfect girl in the world... RACHEL ELIZABETH DARE!"
Annie Bell screams and ran away.
I could hear from a mile away crying, BECAUSE I HAD SUPER HEARING!
Aren't I perfect?!
I know I made tons of mistakes... BECAUSE IT'S A PARODY! So did you like it? And which rather next time: Nico or Annabeth?
