Imprinting sucks!

Jacob: Renesemee....? Wait I can explain.

Renesemee (crying) : Explain what..?

Jacob: I....I......I'm sorry.

Renesemee: Apology not accepted.

Jacob: You got to let me explain.

Renesemee: I don't care what you have to say!

Jacob: Baby come on....

Renesemee: Don't call me that. Goodbye Jacob!!!

(Jacobs point of view)

As you can see me and Renesemee haven't been getting on for a while. It started when I imprinted accidentally on Leah. She is beautiful but I still love Renesemee. Confusing...Right? The thing is I don't know how Renesemee found out. Alice probably told her. She got all upset and wouldn't speak to me. She came over to my apartment one day and asked me about it. She asked me why I imprinted on her if I love Leah so much. She got angry when I told her it was a werewolf thing. She screamed that I don't deserve a girl and that I am a " Lying, two-timing, ungrateful, stupid dog". I got angry and phased. I attacked her but she is a lot stronger considering she is half human, half vampire. When I jumped at her she kicked me and when I scratched her she bit me. I was trying to get her to do that. I wanted to me immortal too. I then realised if she was venomous, I would die. She got up, threw me a filthy look and left. No more than 10 minuets later, who arrived at the door? None other than Mr. Hotshot Edward Cullen himself. Trying to be friendly I said "Hey Eddie". He wasn't a bit impressed. "Get it right dog. I'm not here for jokes". So I said "Of course your not, your here for coffee". "Very amusing but I'm here to ask you why you imprinted on Leah" And I said " It's a werewolf thing. I didn't mean to do it. I can't control it! I am so confused. I love Leah but I love Renesemee so much more." Then he said "Get your story straight or you will see a different side to me". And he left leaving me standing in my room like an idiot. Why does my life suck??????