Sasuke's Hot Pink Diary

What if the guy you thought you knew so well turned out a bit.... well, a lot different?

Imagine Sasuke as something unsasuke-like...

Well. Who cares what he's like to you. Here lies the evidence of his hidden thoughts.

Please ignore the grammatical mistakes or tenses, whatsoever, in this diary entry. If you must know, Sasuke is one ignorant little boy.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Or I'd be rich by now.


Dear Book,

I'M YOUR FIRST OWNER FOR LIFE, isn't that awesome. Ne. NE?

I rescued you from the idiot, Kakashi. Now you're my slave until my entire clan is wiped out - to show your gratefulness.

You should be so honored.

My name is Sasuke Uchiha; a handsome, awesome teenager who causes all girls faint. Not only when I'm in sight... but also my cool ninja moves. Oh, I'm a ninja by the way, which makes me even cooler. I might be cool, but I'm even hotter. Have you not heard of the expression - 'Sasuke is so hot that steam looks cool'? Anyway, I'm part of the famous Uchiha Clan I've been always proud of. Correction – I am the ONLY ninja of my clan. So, I own the entire clan. I am the boss and I give orders... to myself. Well, isn't that amazing? Yes, of course I am amazing.

I want to talk to you properly now if you would please so kindly stop interrupting me. This evening, I broke into, (that's harsh) I mean, invited myself into Kakashi's house. Since the sensei is always late for everything, he'd probably miss his own dinner... so I guess he wouldn't have minded if I ate his. By coincidence, it was ramen. Oh, such luck! He would have assumed it was Naruto, and force him to paint his toenails or something. Well, hopefully. But a bigger (and more likely) punishment would be having him to go without his lunch and ban him from eating ramen. Hmm, maybe that would make him beg me again if I eat in front of him. I love people begging me because that emphasizes my power. I definitely don't want to miss that. Anyway, as I was trying to say, I was just about to finish drinking the remains of the soup ramen when something caught my eye.

Something shinny.

Something really, really attractive.

Something pink. Hot pink.

You.

Yeshh. That would be you my dear. So I flew to you like a magnet and caressed my new lover/pet (is it not the same thing?). Why on earth would Kakashi (the idiot) own you? All he does it to read How to Flirt with Girls for Dummies (and is always so busy failing at it. AN EPIC FAILURE) that he would not have noticed your absence (which would be a great deal to me). So I decided you could be doing something a lot more meaningful than rotting away underneath all those books For Dummies (seriously, who would read them if they're not one themselves? Now you understand why I call Kakashi an idiot... I am so intelligent, ne?) and start a new relationship with a cool a.k.a hot ninja like me. (I would use the word 'guy' because it sounds sexy, but after an hour of fierce debate, I decided to use 'ninja' instead because it sounds a lot more professional.)

I must be off soon in order not to miss Kakashi torturing Naruto tomorrow, and that would be truly extremely, definitely, absolutely, entirely enjoyable. (There! I should be a Hokage because I can use post modifiers!! – I bet he doesn't even know what it means.)

Alas, my other lover is impatiently waiting for me in my dream. Please do not think badly of me, for I am no two-timer.

Do miss me, for true love is upon us like destiny since our first sight.

PS. I'm going to name you Mimi.


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