The Joker couldn't help but smile as the skinny man walked over to him after their crime spree was done, and sat on his lap. He was having the best day. He managed to sleep in till almost noon, his plan actually worked and he (with a little help from the Scarecrow) managed to rob one of Gotham's most protected and loaded banks, the flying nuisance hadn't stopped them, and to top it all off the prettiest villain was sitting on his lap, displaying rare affection towards him.
"Having a good day?" Jonathan Crane hissed and grabbed a hold on his lime green curly hair and pulled the clowns face closer into his own. Before he could answer his partners pink lips collided with his own scarred ones into a passionate kiss. He moved his mouth the best with Jonathan's and after a couple minutes decided to test Crane's mood by opening his mouth and moving his tongue over the pink lips that were kissing him.
"Oh Johnny must be in a good mood." He thought to himself and tried not to laugh as the thin man opened his mouth and let him explore his mouth. "Hmm he tastes nice, almost like grape candy." He noted and enjoyed the feeling of Crane's light hands moving from his hair to the small of his back, while he twisted his purple gloved hands into Jonathan's short brown hair. After a minute or two Jonathan pulled away to get a quick breath of air then go back to making out with the clown prince of crime, when Joker stopped him.
"I'm having a great day. You want to um… know something Johnny?" He leaned in almost like he was telling him a secret. Jonathan simply nodded and flashed the clown a genuine smile, even though his lips were smeared in the white and red make up and his hair was in his face. Joker quickly pulled back Jonathan's bangs out of his crystal blue eyes before continuing.
"It's my birthday." The clown giggled a bit as Crane gave him a confused look. He obviously didn't know how to respond to this. As Crane continued to act stunned, Joker leaned in and licked his ear. He moved down to Jonathan's neck and bit down lightly, trying not to cause too much pain. Crane yelped anyways, then finally spoke.
"So how old are you?" His light voice almost sounded like a moan as the clown sucked lightly on the spot he just bitten. He pulled his red lips away from the pail skin that was now a bright red thanks to his clown make up. He laughed.
"Well from what I remember, I'm twenty nine." Joker licked his lips, a habit he had whenever he talked. Jonathan pulled away from him and gave him a smirk.
"So what exactly do you want for your birthday Mister J?" Crane murmured as he ran one finger down the Jokers chest. He paused for a moment to think what he could possibly want then smiled showing off his yellow teeth.
"I already have a fuck load of cash, I'm famous, annnnnnnd I have sexy lover. What more could I want?" Jonathan gave him a small laugh then grabbed a hold of his purple and green tie, getting off of his lap as he spoke.
"Oh I have an idea."
~Author Note: I did this for a contest on Deviant Art so I kept this PG-13, So just let your imagination wander at the end :D
