*Disclaimer* I do not own Beyblade or any of it's characters, please don't sue me.
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Chapter 1 - The War of the Foods
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Kai was lying on his bed in his room, listening to the sounds of the storm outside. Another crash came from downstairs. He groaned and glared at his ceiling, meaning for it to reach the clouds. This storm had ruined his night, and Kai wanted them to know it. Even if they were just clouds. Walking down the stairs he thought about how all of this mess had come to be.
~flashback~
Earlier that day the Bladebreakers had come to his mansion (which
Max and Tyson had eagerly volunteered) for a training session.
They were half way done with the training when those bloody clouds
showed up. Tyson had had one (or seventeen, depending on how you
look at it) too many sweets earlier and was especially hyper when
it was his turn to start. He eagerly walked up to the small course
they had set up and launched his beyblade. Dragoon maneuvered
smoothly through the course, only to ram into a tree at the end.
This tree happened to be special. Not really, it just happened to give Dragoon the perfect angle to be bounced off the side and slam into one of the tires of Kai's limo. At the time it was the only vehicle at the Hiwatari mansion and Kai was royally pissed off. That was the only way to get the Bladebreakers away from his home, seeing as how they had all received a ride in that car to his mansion. Kai, hoping to save his night, thought about how they could get off his property.
"You'll all just have to walk home now," Kai decided.
"Kai your kidding! We're tired, we can't walk all that way! Plus it's starting to look like it's going to rain!" Tyson complained.
"You could've had a ride if you didn't bust the tire Tyson," Kai replied.
"But Kai..." Tyson whined more. Just then a miracle happened. A miracle for Tyson at least. Kai started to wonder what he had done to deserve this. It started to rain, and a crack of thunder rang loudly above.
"Sorry Kai, you can't make us walk now," Rei said and ran to the door of the mansion.
"Yep, we'll just stay with you if that's all right," Max said before following Rei. Tyson ran after them, Kenny following closely behind, and they disappeared out of Kai's view. Shortly afterwards Kai heard a loud crash.
"Tyson! Look what you did!"
"Ooooo...that looked expensive..."
"I didn't mean to! Kenny pushed me!"
"Hey I did not! Stop lying Tyson!" Kai heard the voices from inside the mansion and groaned. As he walked in to find one of the hall vases to be shattered all over the floor he wondered what he had done to deserve this.
"Kai, I'm hungry," Tyson complained again.
"You've already eaten the rest of the candy in the house-" Kai said.
"All the cookie dough-" Max tried to say but was cut off by Rei.
"Most of the ice cream-" Kenny stopped Rei.
"And just about everything else that contains a high amount of sugar in his house!" Kenny finished the list.
"So? I'm still hungry. Guys I need food!" Tyson rolled over on the floor pretending to be in pain.
"Then go make something, everyone has the night off," Kai stated. (Everyone being anyone who maintained the mansion.)
"But I can't cook!" Tyson yelled.
"I can cook," Rei added.
"There has to be a cook book in there," Max said.
"I can cook," Rei said again.
"You can read Tyson, we all know it. Just read that and do what it says. here I'll help you," Kenny said and got up, walking towards the kitchen.
"I can cook," Rei said again, becoming annoyed.
"I'll help you too!" Max said and followed Kenny. He appeared in the room a few seconds later and dragged Tyson back with him.
"I can cook!" Rei yelled after them, and also left the room. Kai sighed in relief.
"That has to keep them busy for a little. How much damage could they do in the kitchen? Most of it is plastic...except...for...the..." He slowed down, and stared in the kitchen's direction. Then he heard yet another crash.
"plates..." he finished slowly and put his head down.
"Tyson! What else are you going to break?"
"I already told you earlier! Kenny's been pushing me all night!"
"Stop lying, I've never pushed you once today!"
"those looked expensive too..." Kai sighed as the muffled voices reached his ears.
"They were new," He groaned and walked over to the far hall way closet. He opened the door and pulled out a broom, and dust pan. Kai walked into the kitchen.
"Hey are you going to clean this up for me Kai? Thanks!" Tyson exclaimed seeing Kai.
"No. You're cleaning it up, it's your fault the plates are broken," Kai said coldly shoving the broom and pan into Tyson's hands. He turned around and walked away.
~end flashback~
Kai stopped before he reached the last stair. What if I don't
go down to see what broke. How about I just stay in my room and
wait for the rest of them to figure out what to do with Tyson.
Kai thought to himself. He decided against that idea and proceeded
to the kitchen.
He walked into his kitchen, only to wish that he had never gotten off his bed. Max, Rei, Tyson, and Kenny had each taken a corner of the kitchen to work in. Tyson was trying to clean up another mess, Max was fighting the smoke emerging from the microwave, and Kenny was covered in flour. Rei's corner of the kitchen was the only one that looked as good as it did the day before.
Upon closer inspection Kai could see that Kenny had been attempting (and failing miserably) to make some cookies from scratch, Max was trying to cook something (Kai couldn't tell what it was, the poor food's remains where sprawled across the counter, completely black), and Tyson had been cutting up some vegetables. Kai assumed that Kenny assigned all the jobs because Tyson would never eat something healthy of his own free will.
Rei was doing the exact opposite of the others though. He had taken control of the stove and had a couple dishes cooking at once. Kai was happy that part of his kitchen was still alive.
"Guys why do I have to make the salad?!" Tyson whined.
"Because it's your punishment," Kenny replied absent mindedly. He was focused on getting revenge upon the mush (his poor excuse for cookie dough) sticking to everything.
"How much has he broken now?" Max asked.
"Counting the vase and that measuring cup?" Rei said.
"Yeah"
"Hmm...the vase, four plates, a bowl, he put nice gash in that cutting board with the knife..." Rei thought out loud.
"When he tried to pull the knife out it came off the handle," Kenny added.
"It was defective! Not my fault it flew off into the ceiling!" Tyson defended. Kai looked up. Sure enough the blade of the knife was sticking out of the roof.
"How are you going to get that down?" Kai asked. Everyone looked up at him.
"Uhh...I'll throw another knife at it!" Tyson decided and picked up the knife he had been using.
"Tyson wait it'll just-" Max tried to warn but it was too late. Tyson threw the knife, and it promptly lodged itself into the roof.
"get stuck," Max finished, disappointed.
"It would have worked," Tyson lied.
"No, it wouldn't. Besides you missed it completely," Kai said walking over to the space under the knives. He jumped on the counter and stood up as high as he could. The roof was still too high, so he jumped off the counter and almost grabbed one while he was air born. Finding that the method seemed to almost work well, Tyson decided to give it a shot.
"I'll get it!" he yelled, and jumped off the counter. Tyson smacked it with his fingers then fell down. The knife was vibrating from the force of Tyson's attack. Kai moved over a bit, about 4 feet from the knife area. Then the knife decided to fall. It fell next to Tyson, and he screamed not unlike a little girl.
"He got it," Max laughed.
"That's one way of getting it...I guess," Rei commented. After a few lectures everyone went back to work, save Kai who decided he should supervise.
"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow..." Tyson 'sang'.
"What are you doing Tyson?" Kenny asked.
"Singing the meow mix theme. Ya know, the food for cats," Tyson said and continued with the jingle.
"Could you maybe oh I don't know, STOP?" Rei said annoyed.
"Why? I thought you liked cats," Tyson said curiously.
"I do," Rei said, tending to some food on the stove. "I don't like when you sing the meow mix theme."
"Why?" Tyson asked.
"Because it's annoying," Rei answered. Tyson had found his new game.
"Why?"
"I already told you."
"Why?"
"TYSON!" Kai yelled, "stop singing that stupid song, it's annoying. Stop asking Rei why, it's also annoying. And STOP being annoying!"
"w-"
"Say why and die."
"Yes sir," Tyson went back to cutting his vegetables, humming the goldfish jingle.
"Here's our jingle for goldfish..." Max joined in. Next Kenny joined. Tyson turned around and started full out singing. While his back was turned Rei grabbed some carrots and handed them to Max (who was singing and fighting with his "creation") then whispered something to him. Max laughed, and nodded his head.
When the last line of the song was finished something small hit Tyson's head. He looked down to see his carrots lying on the floor, bleeding...carrot juice junk.
"NO! My lovely carrots..." Tyson said and knelt down to examine the orange discs. More carrots hit his back while he wasn't looking.
"Okay who's doing it?" Tyson got up and looked around. He spotted a carrot slice next to Max's "food".
"AH HA!" He yelled and spun around. Tyson grabbed some tomato slices and launched them with a spoon.
"Hey! Tyson knock it off!" Max shouted at him in vain. Yelling obviously wouldn't work, so he threw parts of his creation at Tyson. One piece landing in the middle of Tyson's face.
"This smells BAD. Man, Max what did you do?" Tyson gaged and wiped it off his face.
"I made mashed potatoes," Max replied calmly, throwing more of the "potatoes" at Tyson.
"They're like gum! Black nasty gum!" Tyson yelled back, being hit by more missiles. Tyson launched more and more tomato's until there was almost none left.
"Max your hair is red," Rei said calmly.
"What?! How?! No...my hair..." Max started throwing the black mush faster.
"The tomato juice acted as a natural dye, changing your hair's-" Kenny tried to explain, but was hit with a tomato before he could finish. Wiping it off his glasses (which didn't work. the cookie dough excuse created more of a mess then the tomato did) and tried to throw some of his dough at Tyson. Too bad for Kenny it was too sticky to fly off his fingers.
Rei continued cooking his meal peacefully, thinking they were being immature, until Kenny finally got his dough to fly off his hand...landing on the back of Rei's head.
"Who threw it?!" Rei shouted, picking up some of his food with a spoon. The Bladebreakers (minus Kai) all pointed at each other. Tyson had the sense to point at Rei.
"Tyson how could it have been me?!" Rei yelled again, deciding it was Tyson. He flung his dinner across the kitchen, landing on Tyson's arm.
"OW! HOT!" Tyson screamed running around the kitchen looking for the sink. After he cooled his arm down he was a mess of unedible food (except for the remains of Rei's on his arm). "REVENGE!" he shouted and threw more of his vegetables and fruits at Rei.
In the mean time Max was firing at all of them, Kenny was struggling to release more food from his fingers, Rei was trying to dodge the projectiles (failing pretty much), and everyone ran to the sink when Rei hit them.
"My...kitchen..." Kai moaned and got up to leave. Everything was a disaster. The entire kitchen was a battlefield. Tyson had taken to using his cutting board as a shield, Max was using a ladle as a catapult, Kenny was still trying to fire his food, and Rei was using a bowl as a helmet (or you could say that Tyson grabbed a bowl and stuck it on his head at some point.)
After all the ingredients were used up the mini war ended. Tyson emerged the cleanest of them all, but that wasn't saying much.
"I shall dub this epic food fight, The War of Foods!" Tyson announced proudly.
"Most of it wasn't food. Except for Rei's and yours it was failed attempts at food," Max said.
"Well mine was still food," Tyson teased.
"Because you didn't have to cook it," Kenny shot back. He had been unable to get more of the mess off his hands.
"Your just jealous," Tyson taunted. Kenny shook his hand at Tyson, and amazingly more mush flew off. On to the knife still lodged in the ceiling no less. The knife felt that it was time to come down, and fell inches from Tyson. Again.
"I'm going go find Kai," Rei said, getting up.
"Why?" Tyson asked. He was still glaring at the knife, convinced it was out to get him.
"I want a shower," He replied and walked off.
"Sounds good," Max got up to ask if there was more then one shower. Kenny got up next, leaving Tyson alone.
"All alone..." Tyson said. His voice echoed.
"This is cool," he said to the walls, and they answered him again.
"Wow," he said again. Then there was nothing.
"Hey where did the echo go?!" He shouted.
"away," the walls echoed.
"eep."
~Where Kai, Rei, Kenny, and Max are~
"There are four bathrooms...one down there, one over there,
one down stairs, and one in my room. Since there are three of
you no one is coming in my room. Rei go down the hall to the left,
Kenny go the opposite way then to the right, Max you can take
the one down stairs. Where is Tyson by the way, or do I even want
to think about what he could be doing to destroy my house even
further?" Kai answered their questions, finishing with one
of his own.
"Last time I saw, or heard him, he was talking to his echo on the walls and staring at the second knife from the roof," Kenny said.
"If fell right next to him. He screamed again," Max added snickering.
So Max, Rei, and Kenny got washed up and Kai showed them to a room where they could sleep. Far away from his own. He didn't feel like going down to get Tyson, so Kai figured he just went to sleep in the massacred kitchen.
Little did any of them know...
"Who said that?!"
"Who said that?!"
"I know it was you walls! Stop lying!"
"I know it was you walls! We're not lying!"
"AAAAH!!! KAI YOUR HOUSE IS POSSESSED!"
"AAAAH!!! KAI THIS KID IS POSSESSED!"
Dizzi was having a great time pretending to be the walls.
