A letter to an agony uncle
Dear agony uncle,
I am having trouble lately with sleeping and coming out of my house to work on my farm.
It all started several months ago when I got a new neighbor, a nice man. But when he was working on his fields, he noticed crows that were picking his seeds and because of this, he bought a scarecrow. A very scary scarecrow…
The problem is that he is everywhere where I look, it follows me everywhere and he doesn't stop staring at me!
For example, when I enter my living room to relax and watch a little TV, I see him, staring at me from within the fields. ( I have a big window in my living room , so every time I enter the room , he's there) I try to close the curtains but I can still see his silhouette. I also have this strange feeling that he is coming nearer and nearer to my house.
Please help me…
With the best regards
Jonathan Crane
A few days later the agony uncle decided not to post this letter because he thought it was to boring for the readers to read, so Jonathan never received the help he wanted. He lived in fear for the next few years and moved several times but it kept hunting him. And one day, he stopped avoiding his fears and embraced it…
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A.N. okay , just a little thingy I had to do for english class, write a letter with a problem about a phobia to an agony uncle, so I thought "hey why not make my obsessions to good use!" :p( the italics aren't on my letter , my teacher would be like , huh?) I also noticed that it's a new version of a kinda origin story ..... I made him a famer XD and I am so not good at dramatic things!! and his letter sucks -_-' well review perhaps.?
Scarecrow: I've done 6 years of medical school for being a FARMER?!
Negschainsaw: hehe sorry?
